I, too, can't stand the constant FB status updates, kid-related or not. There are some people that seriously update their status at least 5 times a day. Another annoyance? When people post ridiculous pictures of their meals. Why does anyone give a fluck about what you're eating right now?
But I have something that's even worse. I have several friends that, when on VACATION, will literally post their entire freaking itinerary complete with pictures several times a day. Friend once went to Disney with her hubby and daughter, did this exact thing, and then seemed peeved when I didn't ask how her vacation went. Um because I already freaking knew how it went!! You gave everyone a play by play the whole dang week! I mean, come on people. Put down the phone/laptop and go spend time with your family instead of constantly updating your shnit on FB. That's why they are called vacations. Post pics when you get home.