Dear Skye,
You have clearly been collaborating with my little man. Your mothers would like to be able to breath and pee like normal people again. Plus, if you also have a cute little Santa hat for your newborn pictures like our little guy does, you will not be able to use it if you continue to rest in ease and comfort. Please make a hasty exit, and let my guy know that you need to change your pact to stay in forever.
Best regards,
Mrs. Mama2Many