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12-24-2012 at 8:49 AM
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So my cousin had a baby...

These are her most recent Facebook statuses:
 
"Dis is Nolan whiting, I got home twoday. Wicked cool, lots of sweep, and daddy singing da star wars theme. Man dad, cut it out alweady. Auntie Awie stopped by and we watched some TV twogether. Pwetty cool day. Anyways, it's feeding time gotta fly, Nolan Out!"

"Nolan again, Day two. sweep pwetty well last night. I was awoken dis mornin to dad singing Eivis. Boy oh boy he can sing, Elvis dat is. Mommy swept through it, poor lady got use to it. Daddy is going to church and mommy is staying with me. She said we will have a Gilmore Girls marathon. What's Gill-More Girls? Daddy wished me good luck and kissed me on the head...Newvous! Anyways, daddy got my bottle and I got an empty stomach, Nolan Out!"

 

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12-24-2012 at 8:52 AM
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No way!  So are people "liking" these updates?
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12-24-2012 at 8:53 AM
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Yup. I don't know how to respond. lol
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12-24-2012 at 8:54 AM
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wow.....just....wow
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12-24-2012 at 8:55 AM
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SunshineLady6:
Yup. I don't know how to respond. lol

I don't think I would, because if i responded it would probably sound really snarky haha...that is bizarre 
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12-24-2012 at 8:58 AM
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OMG...wow
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12-24-2012 at 9:02 AM
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Wow....that's like a train wreck, are there any responses?
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12-24-2012 at 9:06 AM
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Dude, just because he's a baby, doesn't mean he's illiterate.
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12-24-2012 at 9:08 AM
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Wow, just wow. I felt weird just reading that, what the h is wrong with people?
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12-24-2012 at 9:11 AM
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buggal28:
Dude, just because he's a baby, doesn't mean he's illiterate.


Right?! Don't push a speech impediment on the poor kid before he even can talk.

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12-24-2012 at 9:18 AM
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Yikes no words.
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12-24-2012 at 9:18 AM
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That hurts my brain
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12-24-2012 at 9:20 AM
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amilyn9785:
buggal28:
Dude, just because he's a baby, doesn't mean he's illiterate.
Right?! Don't push a speech impediment on the poor kid before he even can talk.

W....T.....Fluck! Is she mentally stable? Who does this and for that matter who "likes" that? 

I actually take offense to this, as I had a speech impediment when I was little and had to go through therapy to have it fixed, so like PP said above, why impose a speech impediment on him? Is that supposed to be cute? Uh no its not

mine was with my R's and W's, I would say the Wabbit Wan vs Rabbit Ran....
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12-24-2012 at 9:30 AM
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I wonder how long she can keep it up for... a week? Hopefully the baby starts to be a little less quiet soon, so that you don't have to see this in your FB feed.

But in the mean time please post any really hideous ones here for our entertainment.
 
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12-24-2012 at 9:32 AM
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amilyn9785:
buggal28:
Dude, just because he's a baby, doesn't mean he's illiterate.
Right?! Don't push a speech impediment on the poor kid before he even can talk.


W....T.....Fluck! Is she mentally stable? Who does this and for that matter who "likes" that?&nbsp;


I actually take offense to this, as I had a speech impediment when I was little and had to go through therapy to have it fixed, so like PP said above, why impose a speech impediment on him? Is that supposed to be cute? Uh no its not


mine was with my R's and W's, I would say the Wabbit Wan vs Rabbit Ran....



My brother had the same speech impediment. He still does it if he is really really tired.

And yes she has gotten comments ranging from "how sweet" to "lmfao"

Some parts of my family are a complete train wreck.
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12-24-2012 at 9:38 AM
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amilyn9785:
buggal28:
Dude, just because he's a baby, doesn't mean he's illiterate.
Right?! Don't push a speech impediment on the poor kid before he even can talk.

W....T.....Fluck! Is she mentally stable? Who does this and for that matter who "likes" that? 

I actually take offense to this, as I had a speech impediment when I was little and had to go through therapy to have it fixed, so like PP said above, why impose a speech impediment on him? Is that supposed to be cute? Uh no its not

mine was with my R's and W's, I would say the Wabbit Wan vs Rabbit Ran....

My brother had the same speech impediment. He still does it if he is really really tired. And yes she has gotten comments ranging from "how sweet" to "lmfao" Some parts of my family are a complete train wreck.

I catch myself still doing it at times and its embarrasing but I correct myself quick!

lol we all have crazies in our family, lets not even get me started on my nutso cousin!
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12-24-2012 at 9:40 AM
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That is ridiculous. There really aren't many words past that. And you know for a fact that is how she talks to him. Yikes...

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12-24-2012 at 9:47 AM
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amilyn9785:
buggal28:
Dude, just because he's a baby, doesn't mean he's illiterate.


Right?! Don't push a speech impediment on the poor kid before he even can talk.

This, lol. I already know I would go insane if I had to listen to her talk to her baby.
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12-24-2012 at 10:32 AM
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Gag me with a spoon.

Also, I'm surprised the baby doesn't have his own FB page yet.
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12-24-2012 at 10:51 AM
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SweetLittleThing:
Gag me with a spoon. Also, I'm surprised the baby doesn't have his own FB page yet.

My crazy cousin created a FB page for her daughter and she actually sent out friend requests to family members, I refused to accept it for the simple fact that I think its CRAZY!
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12-24-2012 at 12:02 PM
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12-24-2012 at 6:54 PM
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Ridiculous.

That is all.
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