Karshington, you can't screw this up!
Heat oven to 325 F. Mix 1 1/2 cup sugar, 3 tablespoons baking cocoa, 1/2 stick butter (melted in microwave in 10 sec increments), 1 small can PET evaporated milk, 1 teaspoon vanilla, and 2 eggs with mixer and pour into premade crust. Bake for 45 minutes.
lol you'd be surprised! I couldn't even properly make pillsbury sugar cookies. TRUST. haha but maybe one day when I'm feeling frisky I'll try it because that literally sounds AMAZING!!!