I love the excuse to come up with a good poem:
Roses are red, violets are blue
I'm just not done asking from you
When you're shopping at the store, just pass by the cards
keep spending your money, it's really not hard.
Buy me a cheap book, doesn't matter the type
My mommy is buying into this new fangled hype.
Start thinking creative, start digging real deep
Look beyond stories that'll lull me to sleep
I know you think Dr Seuss is really quite swell
But Cathy and Sally and grandma does as well
So don't waste your money on some silly old card
I'll just sell the 10 identical copies of the books in my yard.