wow why do you want to go in early? anyways GL

paigenicole07:

wow why do you want to go in early? anyways GL

It's so stupid. I was born on 7/27, my boyfriend on 9/27, so I thought it would be neat to have an 11/27 baby. I didn't actually think eating a sh*tload of pineapple and "stimulating" myself would do anything. Hopefully today is just a fluke. My baby is big enough and his breathing is fine so if he comes, he comes and it'll be ok. But the contractions are making it real and I'm slightly beginning to freak out. 

Um, ok.

Anyone else that read this - are you wondering if you'll get the time back?

xnbride:

I thought you were having a c-section?  Am I getting you confused with someone else?

No, I'm having a c-section too because he's breech. The comment I just posted explains why I was trying to go early. 

indyburg:

Um, ok.

Anyone else that read this - are you wondering if you'll get the time back?

Um, ok.

Anyone else that reads this - are you also wondering if indyburg is a cvnt?

That GBCN you posted a few days ago sure lasted a long time...

t_igiveit2weeks:

paigenicole07:

wow why do you want to go in early? anyways GL

It's so stupid. I was born on 7/27, my boyfriend on 9/27, so I thought it would be neat to have an 11/27 baby. I didn't actually think eating a sh*tload of pineapple and "stimulating" myself would do anything. Hopefully today is just a fluke. My baby is big enough and his breathing is fine so if he comes, he comes and it'll be ok. But the contractions are making it real and I'm slightly beginning to freak out. 

Really? How could you possibly know this? Even if you had an amino to test lung maternity you can't know the size of your baby. U/S can be off by 20%. And even babies with great anino tests have issues.

lvmomjbj:

So you are breech and you want your son to come early even though he potentially has 3 more weeks to turn head down? I'm sorry, i'm really confused.

No need to be confused. You're unaware that I've had a few conversations with the doctor and her opinion is that he's not going to turn. He's too big and my fluid levels are too low. Of course there is the chance, but she said it was unlikely. She also said that the ECV would likely be a fail, which is one of the reasons I canceled it. I like how everyone is jumping on my back while not knowing everything. 

I miss my regulars. 

hocus:

t_igiveit2weeks:

paigenicole07:

wow why do you want to go in early? anyways GL

It's so stupid. I was born on 7/27, my boyfriend on 9/27, so I thought it would be neat to have an 11/27 baby. I didn't actually think eating a sh*tload of pineapple and "stimulating" myself would do anything. Hopefully today is just a fluke. My baby is big enough and his breathing is fine so if he comes, he comes and it'll be ok. But the contractions are making it real and I'm slightly beginning to freak out. 

Really? How could you possibly know this? Even if you had an amino to test lung maternity you can't know the size of your baby. U/S can be off by 20%. And even babies with great anino tests have issues.

Two ultrasounds (11/13 and 11/17) by TWO different technicians in TWO different departments with TWO different machines confirmed this.

Are you done playing doctor with me now? Because I'm pretty sure you're not a doctor. Doctors don't hang out here...

Mereou12:

That GBCN you posted a few days ago sure lasted a long time...

They're always fake. Much like these random names I make up. Catch on, slow one. 

t_igiveit2weeks:

Mereou12:

That GBCN you posted a few days ago sure lasted a long time...

They're always fake. Much like these random names I make up. Catch on, slow one. 

It was sarcasm, sweetie.

t_igiveit2weeks:

lvmomjbj:

So you are breech and you want your son to come early even though he potentially has 3 more weeks to turn head down? I'm sorry, i'm really confused.

No need to be confused. You're unaware that I've had a few conversations with the doctor and her opinion is that he's not going to turn. He's too big and my fluid levels are too low. Of course there is the chance, but she said it was unlikely. She also said that the ECV would likely be a fail, which is one of the reasons I canceled it. I like how everyone is jumping on my back while not knowing everything. 

I miss my regulars. 

Well if your going to post a thread that you know will get people going it might be useful to get those little bits of info added into it so us people who dont know everything wont come to conclusions.

t_igiveit2weeks:

hocus:

t_igiveit2weeks:

paigenicole07:

wow why do you want to go in early? anyways GL

It's so stupid. I was born on 7/27, my boyfriend on 9/27, so I thought it would be neat to have an 11/27 baby. I didn't actually think eating a sh*tload of pineapple and "stimulating" myself would do anything. Hopefully today is just a fluke. My baby is big enough and his breathing is fine so if he comes, he comes and it'll be ok. But the contractions are making it real and I'm slightly beginning to freak out. 

Really? How could you possibly know this? Even if you had an amino to test lung maternity you can't know the size of your baby. U/S can be off by 20%. And even babies with great anino tests have issues.

Two ultrasounds (11/13 and 11/17) by TWO different technicians in TWO different departments with TWO different machines confirmed this.

Are you done playing doctor with me now? Because I'm pretty sure you're not a doctor. Doctors don't hang out here...

wow. why don't you stop playing doctor. your an a**hole. you're the one trying to induce labor for an RIDICULOUS reason before your baby is ready. You have no medical reason to be induced or go early, then why try? You're baby will come when he/she is ready.

lvmomjbj:

t_igiveit2weeks:

lvmomjbj:

So you are breech and you want your son to come early even though he potentially has 3 more weeks to turn head down? I'm sorry, i'm really confused.

No need to be confused. You're unaware that I've had a few conversations with the doctor and her opinion is that he's not going to turn. He's too big and my fluid levels are too low. Of course there is the chance, but she said it was unlikely. She also said that the ECV would likely be a fail, which is one of the reasons I canceled it. I like how everyone is jumping on my back while not knowing everything. 

I miss my regulars. 

Well if your going to post a thread that you know will get people going it might be useful to get those little bits of info added into it so us people who dont know everything wont come to conclusions.

It's all been posted. Just not tonight. 

AngelLuver_02:

t_igiveit2weeks:

hocus:

t_igiveit2weeks:

paigenicole07:

wow why do you want to go in early? anyways GL

It's so stupid. I was born on 7/27, my boyfriend on 9/27, so I thought it would be neat to have an 11/27 baby. I didn't actually think eating a sh*tload of pineapple and "stimulating" myself would do anything. Hopefully today is just a fluke. My baby is big enough and his breathing is fine so if he comes, he comes and it'll be ok. But the contractions are making it real and I'm slightly beginning to freak out. 

Really? How could you possibly know this? Even if you had an amino to test lung maternity you can't know the size of your baby. U/S can be off by 20%. And even babies with great anino tests have issues.

Two ultrasounds (11/13 and 11/17) by TWO different technicians in TWO different departments with TWO different machines confirmed this.

Are you done playing doctor with me now? Because I'm pretty sure you're not a doctor. Doctors don't hang out here...

wow. why don't you stop playing doctor. your an a**hole. you're the one trying to induce labor for an RIDICULOUS reason before your baby is ready. You have no medical reason to be induced or go early, then why try? You're baby will come when he/she is ready.

Honestly, none of the OWTs would really work if the baby wasn't ready. I could walk 20 miles a day and I would have no reaction if the baby wasn't ready. I guess I'll stay away from spicy foods too, since you know, I'm an a*shole. And I know it's ridiculous. That's why above I said "It's stupid"

SmallandNeedy:

Ooh, you got em hot and bothered, Stumphy

I do what I do best. And your kid is soooo freaking cute. OMG. And your birth story definitely needs to be featured. Somewhere. It was awesome!

auchick0821:

You're a moron. Be thankful for every minute your child is in your belly and let the baby come on it's own terms.

I hope you feel better now. Did I get you all hot and bothered? Did your BP rise, just a little bit? I'm thankful for my healthy baby. 

t_igiveit2weeks:

auchick0821:

You're a moron. Be thankful for every minute your child is in your belly and let the baby come on it's own terms.

I hope you feel better now. Did I get you all hot and bothered? Did your BP rise, just a little bit? I'm thankful for my healthy baby. 

monj76:

Hee hee Is masturbation with a pineapple painful? If you have LO on 11/27 s/he will be really cool because thats my birthday, and may I add Jimi Hendrix b-day too. Have fun with the pineapple

LMAO I should edit the post... Masterbation and Pineapple (not at the same time)... Good God! If I were having a natural birth and actually used a pineapple, I may not have a hard time dilating to 10!

auchick0821:

t_igiveit2weeks:

auchick0821:

You're a moron. Be thankful for every minute your child is in your belly and let the baby come on it's own terms.

I hope you feel better now. Did I get you all hot and bothered? Did your BP rise, just a little bit? I'm thankful for my healthy baby. 

I had a preemie. My child was born at 33 weeks, and I would have given my right arm to keep him in my belly until 42 weeks regardless of what day that meant he would be born on.

That's unfortunate that your child was born at 33 weeks. Really. It is. But 37 1/2 weeks is NOT 33 weeks. Seriously though, these contractions aren't anything. If I were in pain or they were extreme or I had any reason for concern, I wouldn't have made a post about it. I would be on my way to the hospital. If pineapple and masturbation were proven methods of induction, I would think doctors would have both on their "banned" lists.

t_igiveit2weeks:

monj76:

Hee hee Is masturbation with a pineapple painful? If you have LO on 11/27 s/he will be really cool because thats my birthday, and may I add Jimi Hendrix b-day too. Have fun with the pineapple

LMAO I should edit the post... Masterbation and Pineapple (not at the same time)... Good God! If I were having a natural birth and actually used a pineapple, I may not have a hard time dilating to 10!

auchick0821:

t_igiveit2weeks:

monj76:

Hee hee Is masturbation with a pineapple painful? If you have LO on 11/27 s/he will be really cool because thats my birthday, and may I add Jimi Hendrix b-day too. Have fun with the pineapple

LMAO I should edit the post... Masterbation and Pineapple (not at the same time)... Good God! If I were having a natural birth and actually used a pineapple, I may not have a hard time dilating to 10!

Or learn how to spell mastUrbate, then edit.

Yeah I just caught that. Thank you, spelling police chief of the night!