I'm judging all of you.
This. I can't imagine a couple who thinks it would be cool to name their baby after a character from a trashy novel. "Okay, my teacher wants me to fill out this questionnaire about myself, number 1, how did you choose my name?" "Oh, there was this awesome book about a BDSM relationship and it got mommy and daddy all riled up, we did the deed and POOF, here you are!" ... "What is BDSM?"