Xp'd for amusement:
That cute outfit you're holding?
No thanks, we don't need it
The onesie you bought
that crap can just beat it
Let's be real here, we're friends,
and I love you so much
but I need lots of more
of the practical stuff
So pass on the shirts, the socks and the hats
pass on the crap that is cutesy, I need all the rest
The diapers and such are where it's at
or just hand me the cash, I mean, I know what's best.