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11-30-2012 at 2:18 PM
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how to get sperm in belly

I came to this board cause youv all had success. I didnt want to post on trying to get knocked up cause they cant figure it out, lol. Im trying to get pregnant with my husband but cause of matching dnas we need to use other sperms. He is my moms son too. We dont have the money for a fancy place to do it so we found a friend that will give us his sperm in a cup. We just don't know what to do with it after that. LOL. kinda grose DO we keep them cold. How do I get the sperms in me? How do we know if his sperms are good. My friend said he might have some fungos on his dingdong but he is the only one that will help we really want a baby. please don't judge us. We cant be stopped. We get to have a baby just like you guys. i just need you help with the sperms
 
11-30-2012 at 2:21 PM
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 
11-30-2012 at 2:22 PM
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This is the lamest mud Ive ever read. Troll. GTFO!

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11-30-2012 at 2:22 PM
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jessisabearme:
Im trying to get pregnant with my husband but cause of matching dnas we need to use other sperms. He is my moms son too.

This is my most favorite part!


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11-30-2012 at 2:23 PM
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CartersComing1212:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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11-30-2012 at 2:23 PM
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You drink them. Duh.

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11-30-2012 at 2:24 PM
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jessisabearme:
We cant be stopped.

This is my favorite part! If I was a GIF queen I'd have something really awesome right here...

11-30-2012 at 2:24 PM
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I've always heard that the best way is to...shove em up your behind.  That should work for ya!

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11-30-2012 at 2:26 PM
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HAHAHA!!!

Trolls are out today!


 
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LOL.  Sperms and Fungos!

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11-30-2012 at 2:31 PM
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lol. This is such a mud fail that it somehow becomes a win.



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11-30-2012 at 2:32 PM
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First spray the "fungos" with athletes foot spray and then use a funnel.  

 


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11-30-2012 at 2:34 PM
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Just have him deposit the sperms and fungos and whatnot directly into a turkey baster and then go to town. DUH. 

That's how we pretty much all got here.  


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11-30-2012 at 2:38 PM
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jessisabearme:
I came to this board cause youv all had success. I didnt want to post on trying to get knocked up cause they cant figure it out, lol. Im trying to get pregnant with my husband but cause of matching dnas we need to use other sperms. He is my moms son too. We dont have the money for a fancy place to do it so we found a friend that will give us his sperm in a cup. We just don't know what to do with it after that. LOL. kinda grose DO we keep them cold. How do I get the sperms in me? How do we know if his sperms are good. My friend said he might have some fungos on his dingdong but he is the only one that will help we really want a baby. please don't judge us. We cant be stopped. We get to have a baby just like you guys. i just need you help with the sperms

I'm going to need clarification.

He is my moms son too.- Are you and your mother a lesbian couple, how did you "make" your son/brother/husband? 

Or are you actually a he and a gay couple w/his brother?  In both cases I'm pretty sure it's all illegal.  But anyway the fastest way to get pregnant is to stand on your head, use a turkey baster and go to town. 

 


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11-30-2012 at 2:40 PM
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skio:
lol. This is such a mud fail that it somehow becomes a win.

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11-30-2012 at 2:46 PM
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TTC #1 since 10/2012.
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BFP #2 4/16/13, CP 4/17/13
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11-30-2012 at 2:51 PM
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11-30-2012 at 2:52 PM
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So bad... it amuses me.


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11-30-2012 at 2:53 PM
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This made me laugh until I cried.


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11-30-2012 at 2:54 PM
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And then the banjos started dueling...
 
11-30-2012 at 3:07 PM
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You use a turkey baster!
You suck it into the baster while you do a headstand and then you squirt it in there!! Hold the headstand for at least ten minutes to make sure they all swim in and not out. Bingo! Youll be pregnant in no time. Worked for me!!
My brother and i have been raising my uncles baby ever since!

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11-30-2012 at 3:11 PM
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jessisabearme:
I came to this board cause youv all had success. I didnt want to post on trying to get knocked up cause they cant figure it out, lol. Im trying to get pregnant with my husband but cause of matching dnas we need to use other sperms. He is my moms son too. We dont have the money for a fancy place to do it so we found a friend that will give us his sperm in a cup. We just don't know what to do with it after that. LOL. kinda grose DO we keep them cold. How do I get the sperms in me? How do we know if his sperms are good. My friend said he might have some fungos on his dingdong but he is the only one that will help we really want a baby. please don't judge us. We cant be stopped. We get to have a baby just like you guys. i just need you help with the sperms




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11-30-2012 at 3:13 PM
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Holyeeee shiiiiiot. Wow.


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11-30-2012 at 3:15 PM
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Between the fungos, dingdong and that turkey baster picture, this thread deserves an award. I haven't laughed this hard all week!

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11-30-2012 at 3:47 PM
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Lo86ca89:
And then the banjos started dueling...

This is my fav!


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11-30-2012 at 3:50 PM
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Okay, this one is actually pretty cute.

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11-30-2012 at 4:12 PM
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Nothing like good MUD on a friday. 

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11-30-2012 at 4:15 PM
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This whole post....

DED:


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11-30-2012 at 4:22 PM
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