"wow, you're bump's pretty small for 5 months, but you were big boned to begin with" (from a very large woman who only met me at 3 months pregnant)
me: "I really don't want to hear anyone else's birth horror stories, I do not find them helpful". her: "does your back ache?" me: "um, yeeah". her: "you'll probably have back labour then. I had back labour with my son, and it was EXCRUCIATING!!!" Thanks....
my overweight sister: "you're fat!"
also tired of people touching my belly without asking, it's too weird. Makes me feel like flicking them in the forehead or sticking my finger up their nose, see how much they like being touched without asking.