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santaclausiscoming:I'll guide MY sleigh right into YOUR chimney, if you know what I mean.
Just maneuver around the coal
santaclausiscoming:Ho ho ho, when going down the chimney, I expect to get a few lumps of coal stuck in my hair. I'll just wash it out with some of my milk.
In that case, ***, fill my stockings!!!!!!!
santaclausiscoming:I'll fill your stockings all right, Stamos. Just get that hot wife of yours in here for a minute so I can get a good look at her gumdrops.
She's been VERY naughty
santaclausiscoming:Ho ho ho? I'll give her a kiss right under her mistletoe then.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve...
Well how the hell else would Rudolph get his red nose?
I like my lady friends to lay out the red carpet for me, what can I say.
santaclausiscoming:Well how the hell else would Rudolph get his red nose? I like my lady friends to lay out the red carpet for me, what can I say.
Do the carpets match the drapes??
santaclausiscoming:Santa's do. I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
I got a mullet on both ends
Only naughty little boys like a party in the back ...
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