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12-03-2012 at 7:46 PM
sherina825
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Too immature to be a mom

My daughter recently learned how to say, "I farted!" and I heard it for the first time today. I then proceeded to leave the room to laugh hysterically. I did go back and correct her but after I LedMAO! How can I do this with two? I can't be trusted. 
 
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12-03-2012 at 7:49 PM
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Lol. Potty humor cracks me up. Today I called my little sister "Fart face" (jokingly), and then my dad reminded me that DD would soon be imitating my every utterance. Ahhh!
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12-03-2012 at 7:54 PM
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Our son has recently started saying "I poot" which means he pooped. We think it's HILARIOUS! If you can't find humor in raising kids, where can you find it?
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12-03-2012 at 8:01 PM
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I crack up too easily around my son - he totally is into the potty humor, and I try to keep a straight face and correct him, but sometimes it is way too funny and I crack up!
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12-03-2012 at 8:21 PM
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I laugh every time my son burps. He has the loudest burps for his tiny body, the bad part is that now he laughs after he burps :/
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12-03-2012 at 8:30 PM
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I lmao'ed before I finished your first sentence; shows my level of maturity
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12-03-2012 at 9:05 PM
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Potty humor never gets unfunny. Lol. My FI lifted my daughter up so she could put the star on the top of the Christmas tree and she totally farted right in his face. We all proceeded to crack up for a good 5 minutes after that one!
 
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12-03-2012 at 9:22 PM
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I always find that stuff hilarious, too! My daughter has recently learned how to say "poo poo" and she'll say it over and over. I feel like such a dork but it cracks me up every time! I can't imagine what it will be like when she's telling me she's farted and all that lol
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12-03-2012 at 9:38 PM
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I like to blame my farts on my son...and we all think that is the funniest thing!  A good friend that has 4 boys has told me that sometimes the only way to get a natural smile for photos is to say FART!  (She was talking about a photo that included not only her four sons but her handsome husband smiling from ear to ear)
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12-03-2012 at 10:06 PM
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I'm a nanny, and I used to teach gymnastics. It doesn't matter how inappropriate it is for the situation, doesn't matter if parents are present, or I'm supposed to be a serious teacher or adult.... If a kid farts, I WILL laugh hysterically.
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12-03-2012 at 10:09 PM
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Elijah0915:
I like to blame my farts on my son...and we all think that is the funniest thing!nbsp; A good friend that has 4 boys has told me that sometimes the only way to get a natural smile for photos is to say FART!nbsp; She was talking about a photo that included not only her four sons but her handsome husband smiling from ear to ear


I'll have to remember this tip!
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12-04-2012 at 7:20 AM
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2 are HILLARIOUS together!!! Best time of my life! Kids really do say the darnest things!! 

JUST now my girls came up from playing in the basement. I asked what they were doing and if they were making a big huge mess, DD1 says "Well its not like it was clean" with the attitude of a 16 yr old.  

I tell you there are so many times I just can not wipe the smile off my face. It is hard to be serious when there are tears pooling in your eyes and a laugh struggling to be let out. Sometimes I wish I worked at least part time for some more adult interaction. But then one of them will say something and I remember that being a SAHM is the best job in the world. i wouldn't trade it for the world. 
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12-04-2012 at 8:40 AM
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Potty humor is hilarious! A couple of weeks ago I was lying in bed on MH side and he asked me why I was on his side. Right when I told him it was because I was warming it up for him I farted. I proceeded to laugh uncontrollably for at least 10 minutes. I laughed so hard I cried and couldn't stop myself despite the pain in my ribs. Farts are just funny.
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