fattesthotteststamos: santaclausiscoming: YES! My southern mullet isn't working right. I keep trying to do business in the front party in the back, but it's just wiry hair everywhere.
Have you tried teasing it?? The way you are teasing me with your sexy Santaness??
I'm not too good with hairdos myself, so I had the missus working on it.
I think that she's trying to keep it all long so my Santasperm can't get away from her. She's trying to get herself knocked up with more elves.