plunderb: The fact is that I am the Ivy-educated, East Coast boogeyman your congressman warned you about (I'm typing this from a Starbucks!). So when I see a name and think "hick" I am coming to that snap judgment from a very particular background. And I try to be reflective about those prejudices rather than just saying "Eeeew, gross!"
Haha, I'm this person too. Although I'm not in Starbucks at the moment 
Unsurprisingly, I hate Tenley. I find it super-trendy, cutesy, and unfeminine to boot.