You can tell them this chick online fed her 4y/o 5 chocolate donuts and her 2y/o a bowl full of Cheetos for breakfast, per their request. The 5, 6, and 8 y/o had whatever nutritious breakfast the school served this morning. Oh, and the fetus had Cheetos for breakfast too. And they were d*mn good.
Also, tell Mr. "Low Standars" that his wife must be a glutton for punishment since she chose him to be her husband and it's apparent she probably got tired of his ugly lame ass wallering on top of her a long time ago which must be why he's such a douche nozzle to women!