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12-08-2012 at 9:58 PM
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Confused on this baby thing

so hey yal! so my baby is due soon and i like i want to have a girl and all so like is there any way to make it a girl. p.s. my due date is chriatmas eve! Kissies! 
 
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12-08-2012 at 10:00 PM
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There is still time to right to Santa.....
 
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12-08-2012 at 10:40 PM
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dafuq is wrong with this girl?

Where are all these trolls coming from?

Also, your supposed to feed your vagina cookies to make it a girl. Duh.

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12-08-2012 at 10:42 PM
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I've heard the most reliable way to ensure that the baby is a girl this late in the game is to pour sugars and spices into a kiddie pool and roll around in it singing Britney Spears songs. 
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12-08-2012 at 10:46 PM
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Raeily:
I've heard the most reliable way to ensure that the baby is a girl this late in the game is to pour sugars and spices into a kiddie pool and roll around in it singing Britney Spears songs. 

This X3000.

It works. I did it.

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Raeily:
I've heard the most reliable way to ensure that the baby is a girl this late in the game is to pour sugars and spices into a kiddie pool and roll around in it singing Britney Spears songs. 

I wanted to let you know that the "spice" needs to have the word "spice" on the lable.

Like pumpkin spice.

Or else it won't work and you're just rolling around attracting bees.
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12-08-2012 at 10:49 PM
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Sorry OP. You can only change boys to girls, not the reverse. You have to blow into their mouthes really hard "to put the stem on the apple." Don't blow too hard or you'll pop their eyes out, though. Bonus if you know the reference.
 
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12-08-2012 at 10:58 PM
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So is it a boy and you want it to become a girl? Or have you not found out yet? I need to know these things before I can lend you my expertise. 
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You can change the sex of your baby if, while having sex you pee on your H. The more you pee, the better chance you have of it working.
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12-08-2012 at 11:24 PM
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Hahaha I love when people randomly make up sh!t like this!! Pizza
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12-08-2012 at 11:26 PM
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Spooko:
Sorry OP. You can only change boys to girls, not the reverse. You have to blow into their mouthes really hard "to put the stem on the apple." Don't blow too hard or you'll pop their eyes out, though. Bonus if you know the reference.

It was his comedy special from forever ago but this man right here

and I died when you posted

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12-08-2012 at 11:35 PM
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Raeily:
I've heard the most reliable way to ensure that the baby is a girl this late in the game is to pour sugars and spices into a kiddie pool and roll around in it singing Britney Spears songs. 

It helps if you wear a bright pink bikini, too. And glitter.  
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12-08-2012 at 11:39 PM
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Dye your nether region hair pink, in case lo isn't sure what to be on the way out. Extra points for glitter hairspray.
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gimmietimmies:
Dye your nether region hair pink, in case lo isn't sure what to be on the way out. Extra points for glitter hairspray.

Maybe she needs to vajazzle a sparkly pink runway for the kid. 

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12-09-2012 at 5:32 AM
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LadyDelilah:

Spooko:
Sorry OP. You can only change boys to girls, not the reverse. You have to blow into their mouthes really hard "to put the stem on the apple." Don't blow too hard or you'll pop their eyes out, though. Bonus if you know the reference.

It was his comedy special from forever ago but this man right here

and I died when you posted

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Yeppers! Comedy gold right there. 
 
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12-09-2012 at 8:17 AM
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Nana_Osaki06:

dafuq is wrong with this girl?

Where are all these trolls coming from?

Also, your supposed to feed your vagina cookies to make it a girl. Duh.

I adore your Ron Weasley siggy. I love him! haha.
 
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12-09-2012 at 8:18 AM
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Raeily:
I've heard the most reliable way to ensure that the baby is a girl this late in the game is to pour sugars and spices into a kiddie pool and roll around in it singing Britney Spears songs. 
 
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12-09-2012 at 8:57 AM
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Nana_Osaki06:

gimmietimmies:
Dye your nether region hair pink, in case lo isn't sure what to be on the way out. Extra points for glitter hairspray.

Maybe she needs to vajazzle a sparkly pink runway for the kid. 

This could backfire and she could just wind up with a very flamboyantly gay son. I think the cookie idea is her best bet. OP, you just need to make sure that the cookies are very feminine. Try lady fingers or strawberry milanos.  
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12-09-2012 at 9:53 AM
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Nana_Osaki06:

dafuq is wrong with this girl?

Where are all these trolls coming from?

Also, your supposed to feed your vagina cookies to make it a girl. Duh.

 

Ron Weasley ftw!  
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12-09-2012 at 12:40 PM
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Nana_Osaki06:

gimmietimmies:
Dye your nether region hair pink, in case lo isn't sure what to be on the way out. Extra points for glitter hairspray.

Maybe she needs to vajazzle a sparkly pink runway for the kid. 

This could backfire and she could just wind up with a very flamboyantly gay son. I think the cookie idea is her best bet. OP, you just need to make sure that the cookies are very feminine. Try lady fingers or strawberry milanos.  

Well, she would either get a girl or a new Rue Paul. I think a baby Rue Paul would be kind of awesome. Would he come out wearing stiletto's though?

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12-10-2012 at 3:47 AM
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Raeily:
I've heard the most reliable way to ensure that the baby is a girl this late in the game is to pour sugars and spices into a kiddie pool and roll around in it singing Britney Spears songs. 

 

Shoots. I don't have a kiddie pool. Do you think the bathtub would work in a pinch? Also, I don't want my girl to be quite the emotional trainwreck that Britney Spears is, but I would like her to have Brit's rockin' body, so do you think replacing the sugar with Splenda and singing Taylor Swift (you know, because she's deep) songs would do the trick?
 
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12-10-2012 at 10:33 AM
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Raeily:
I've heard the most reliable way to ensure that the baby is a girl this late in the game is to pour sugars and spices into a kiddie pool and roll around in it singing Britney Spears songs. 

This is what I did and I'm having a girl! GL!
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12-10-2012 at 10:38 AM
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Nana_Osaki06:

dafuq is wrong with this girl?

Where are all these trolls coming from?

Also, your supposed to feed your vagina cookies to make it a girl. Duh.

Make sure the cookies don't have nuts!  So many people make that mistake & end up in boy-ville.
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