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12-10-2012 at 6:42 PM
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Worst name you've heard to date?

Uh... Heard last week of a little girl named at my friend's school...  La-A.  As in... LaDASHa.  Spelled with the hyphen.  For real... Good luck trying to get a passport someday!
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12-10-2012 at 6:43 PM
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You've been had, that is an urban legend.
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12-10-2012 at 6:54 PM
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Well she will have the other 8258848484751 La-as that people have posted about "knowing" over the past four years to struggle with when getting a passport. 

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There have been so many bad names posted on here over the years, I don't know where to begin for finding which I think is the worst.
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12-10-2012 at 6:55 PM
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Thanks, but no.  I don't believe I've been had.  No reason why my friend would lie to me about a child at the school where she teaches.  Anyway.  Any other "worst" names?
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12-10-2012 at 6:58 PM
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HappyMama30:
Thanks, but no.  I don't believe I've been had.  No reason why my friend would lie to me about a child at the school where she teaches.  Anyway.  Any other "worst" names?

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Yes my dear, you have been had. Sorry.
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12-10-2012 at 7:02 PM
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Wow. I didn't even know you could do that. There are seriously so many horrible names, I wouldn't know where to start. 
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12-10-2012 at 7:03 PM
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Anyway, the worst name that I have heard is one I posted about some time ago. Brooqlyhn Qahmille.
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Sorry OP, but this is not the first or last time that name has come up here and it fits all the urban legend criteria.

I would love for one of the people who posts about these names to actually prove it. Until then, little LaDasha will live in an imaginary land with her best buddies, Oranjello and Lemonjello. They're twins, can u believe it???

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And read this smarty pants.

http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp
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My cousin and his wife named their kid Kixx. Seriously. Like the cereal. 
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ZoeMay06:
Sorry OP, but this is not the first or last time that name has come up here and it fits all the urban legend criteria. I would love for one of the people who posts about these names to actually prove it. Until then, little LaDasha will live in an imaginary land with her best buddies, Oranjello and Lemonjello. They're twins, can u believe it???
Don't forget about cousins Nosmo King, Shithead, Male, Vagina, and Urine.
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My cousin and his wife named their kid Kixx. Seriously. Like the cereal. 

Poor thing.  
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My cousin and his wife named their kid Kixx. Seriously. Like the cereal. 

 

Kixx?  Ya... that is a new one for me!
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ZoeMay06:
Sorry OP, but this is not the first or last time that name has come up here and it fits all the urban legend criteria. I would love for one of the people who posts about these names to actually prove it. Until then, little LaDasha will live in an imaginary land with her best buddies, Oranjello and Lemonjello. They're twins, can u believe it???
Don't forget about cousins Nosmo King, Shithead, Male, Vagina, and Urine.

What was the STD one? I can't remember.
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my cousins best friend named her boy Edge. Seriously??
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my cousins best friend named her boy Edge. Seriously??

Probably after the WWE star.
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mj.reilly:
ZoeMay06:
Sorry OP, but this is not the first or last time that name has come up here and it fits all the urban legend criteria. I would love for one of the people who posts about these names to actually prove it. Until then, little LaDasha will live in an imaginary land with her best buddies, Oranjello and Lemonjello. They're twins, can u believe it???
Don't forget about cousins Nosmo King, Shithead, Male, Vagina, and Urine.

What was the STD one? I can't remember.

I'm pretty sure it was chlamydia.
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mj.reilly:
ZoeMay06:
Sorry OP, but this is not the first or last time that name has come up here and it fits all the urban legend criteria. I would love for one of the people who posts about these names to actually prove it. Until then, little LaDasha will live in an imaginary land with her best buddies, Oranjello and Lemonjello. They're twins, can u believe it???
Don't forget about cousins Nosmo King, Shithead, Male, Vagina, and Urine.

What was the STD one? I can't remember.

I'm pretty sure it was chlamydia.

That's it! So glad that those are all urban legends!! haha
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While La-a is not real, I was a teacher before becoming a SAHM and actually had a student named Lion King. His friends called me Lion. I'm not kidding. He was a good kid.
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meimsx:
WashingtonQueen:
mj.reilly:
ZoeMay06:
Sorry OP, but this is not the first or last time that name has come up here and it fits all the urban legend criteria. I would love for one of the people who posts about these names to actually prove it. Until then, little LaDasha will live in an imaginary land with her best buddies, Oranjello and Lemonjello. They're twins, can u believe it???
Don't forget about cousins Nosmo King, Shithead, Male, Vagina, and Urine.

What was the STD one? I can't remember.

I'm pretty sure it was chlamydia.

That's it! So glad that those are all urban legends!! haha

 

I always heard it as Syphilis. My step-dad's mom was just telling me about this one the other day. She got the "smile and nod".

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LeahB12:
While La-a is not real, I was a teacher before becoming a SAHM and actually had a student named Lion King. His friends called me Lion. I'm not kidding. He was a good kid.

*snort*  Oh man...
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this girl i went to school with named her son Happy.

 
 
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I know a couple that named their son, Thunder Knox. They call him Knox but it's still bad.

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FIL works in radiology consulting and once saw a child in the nursery named Female. He happened to meet the father later who told him in broken english that it sounded pretty and he and his wife decided to keep it.


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WashingtonQueen:
mj.reilly:
ZoeMay06:
Sorry OP, but this is not the first or last time that name has come up here and it fits all the urban legend criteria. I would love for one of the people who posts about these names to actually prove it. Until then, little LaDasha will live in an imaginary land with her best buddies, Oranjello and Lemonjello. They're twins, can u believe it???
Don't forget about cousins Nosmo King, Shithead, Male, Vagina, and Urine.

What was the STD one? I can't remember.

I'm pretty sure it was chlamydia.

That's it! So glad that those are all urban legends!! haha

 

I always heard it as Syphilis. My step-dad's mom was just telling me about this one the other day. She got the "smile and nod".

I've heard Chlamydia, Gonorrehea, and Syphallia, tried to pass off as triplets. Nice try mom.

I've heard lots of bad ones, but baby Moo is right up there.
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Popping in to share that I taught an Areola 3 years ago.  

We also have a 6th grader this year whose name is Princess Tiffani.  That is her first name.  She has decided to go by Tiffani, but Princess Tiffani Last name is on all her school records.  Poor kid.
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My SIL's aunt taught at an inner city school somewhere.  she had students named Velveeta and Tampaxa.  No lie.
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