I feel you. When we were throwing around names before finding out the baby's sex, we liked "Oliver James" for a boy. My mom's thought process went something like this:
Acquitted murderer/former football player
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Oliver James---> Initials = O.J. ----> Orange Juice---> possible nickname= JUICE!
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Umm, no, mom. You are NOT calling our hypothetical son "Juice." Thank Heavens this baby has a vagina.