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12-19-2012 at 1:08 PM
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Coffing?

I'm ready in my cycle to start trying again soon but i have a question about being sick and coffing wile TTCing.  i have been coffing so hard that sometimes when we BD his sperm get pushed out of me.  Will any still make it?  And if I get preggers will it keep the baby from planting or will it push it out?  been trying reall hard to hold it in but its hard!
 
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12-19-2012 at 1:09 PM
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Nice try, I'm calling MUD.

 
 
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12-19-2012 at 1:10 PM
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Spelling.  It's coughing. ughh
 
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At first I thought "coffing" was a ttc term I hadn't heard of. Maybe it's a good thing the spermies squirt out. Just saying. 
 
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okay geez sorry i didnt spell checker before sending!
 
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Mostly a lurker here, but I don't understand these posts. Do people just do it to get their post numbers up or because the board is slow or do they honestly think this is funny? Just curious.
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okay geez sorry i didnt spell checker before sending!

Spell check, not checker. 
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You're doing it wrong

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TeAmoMiAmor:

Mostly a lurker here, but I don't understand these posts. Do people just do it to get their post numbers up or because the board is slow or do they honestly think this is funny? Just curious.

I'm gonna go with boredom for 200, Alex. The board has been incredibly slow. 
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Emily 2714:
At first I thought "coffing" was a ttc term I hadn't heard of. Maybe it's a good thing the spermies squirt out. Just saying. 

 

Hahaha, thought the same thing and agree completely!

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12-19-2012 at 1:21 PM
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Its not funny.?  I want to know if the baby will not attach because coughfing makes your belly tense up and it pushes out the sperm so i thought maybe it would push out the baby.
 
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12-19-2012 at 1:21 PM
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I am sorry to hear about all of the coffing.

1. Don't try to hold it your coffs, if you do you will end up pooping in your pants. If this happens during sex, it can really be a mood killer. This is real, and something you don't want to experience. Just let it out.

2. When coffing after your husband has ejaculated, just have him scoop up his swimmers with his hands that have been pushed out of you. You can then put them in a turkey baster and put them back where they belong.

3. Stay in bed, on your back, for the next 2 weeks. This is the only way to ensure that coffing will not prevent your baby from planting like a garden in your ute.

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12-19-2012 at 1:25 PM
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Lame.

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12-19-2012 at 1:26 PM
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Colerose that makes sense.  does it really work to put them back in?  I might have to try that.  If i dont get better soon.
 
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ColeRose:

I am sorry to hear about all of the coffing.

1. Don't try to hold it your coffs, if you do you will end up pooping in your pants. If this happens during sex, it can really be a mood killer. This is real, and something you don't want to experience. Just let it out.

2. When coffing after your husband has ejaculated, just have him scoop up his swimmers with his hands that have been pushed out of you. You can then put them in a turkey baster and put them back where they belong.

3. Stay in bed, on your back, for the next 2 weeks. This is the only way to ensure that coffing will not prevent your baby from planting like a garden in your ute.

Maybe her H is into that? Surprise 

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Just stick a cork up the vag when done.

There I fixed it!
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ColeRose:

I am sorry to hear about all of the coffing.

1. Don't try to hold it your coffs, if you do you will end up pooping in your pants. If this happens during sex, it can really be a mood killer. This is real, and something you don't want to experience. Just let it out.

2. When coffing after your husband has ejaculated, just have him scoop up his swimmers with his hands that have been pushed out of you. You can then put them in a turkey baster and put them back where they belong.

3. Stay in bed, on your back, for the next 2 weeks. This is the only way to ensure that coffing will not prevent your baby from planting like a garden in your ute.

 

Thank You ColeRose (as I type on a keyboard covered in water I spit out) 
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Its not funny.?  I want to know if the baby will not attach because coughfing makes your belly tense up and it pushes out the sperm so i thought maybe it would push out the baby.

1. LOLZ. 

2.  There are no "f's" in coughing.  You should not need spell check for a word like cough, not to mention people gave you the correct spelling in this thread, more than once.  

3. If fertilization were to occur, the embryo (not baby) does not implant (not 'attach') until around 7-10 days past ovulation.  
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12-19-2012 at 1:28 PM
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BrazilianPeach:

Just stick a cork up the vag when done.

There I fixed it!

lol, I think they sell "semen stay" corks at buy buy baby. 
 
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TeAmoMiAmor:

Mostly a lurker here, but I don't understand these posts. Do people just do it to get their post numbers up or because the board is slow or do they honestly think this is funny? Just curious.

I'm gonna go with boredom for 200, Alex. The board has been incredibly slow. 

Thanks, it was just obvioulsy fake, I didn't get it.
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its not lame or funny!  Colerose is the only person who is nice enough to help with my question.  why dont anyone want to help me?  Its just a question!
 
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12-19-2012 at 1:29 PM
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BrazilianPeach:

Just stick a cork up the vag when done.

There I fixed it!

Or butt plug.   
 
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HunB223:
Colerose that makes sense.  does it really work to put them back in?  I might have to try that.  If i dont get better soon.

Totally works, and BP just brought up a good point. Hopefully you are a wine drinker...take a cork you have laying around and stick it up your vag like a tampon after you have finished with the turkey baster. Boom Fixed!

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BrazilianPeach:

Just stick a cork up the vag when done.

There I fixed it!

This made me think of the fisting thread. I'm going to bump that shiz up today.  

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WTF!!???? What is coffing? Sorry, can't help you.... Speak English.
 
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woudnt that get pushed out too?  thats a good suggestion tho i will try it.
 
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