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So when you pee does it shoot all over the bathroom?
MUD
ttcfriend:Hello, I'm new to this board so go easy on me. I was having intense pain during sex and my DH and I have been ttc since we got married in July. We were both saving ourselves for marriage so I wasn't sure if the pain was normal. I just got back from the Dr. and found out we had been having sex wrong. I was putting it in my pee hole not my V hole as my Dr. called it. I guess it's harder to get pregnant that way and it explains the pain I was in. In fact she said the only way I would have gotten pregnant is if it slipped out and went in the right one. But since my labia was still intact it would have been even harder! This is so embarrassing. Has this happened to anyone? I don't know how to tell my husband he was having sex wrong.
Clearly the problem with this post is that you have a doctor that shies away from using correct anatomical terms.
DSMLove:Your H's *** must be even smaller than your brain. You both have my pity.
runningpenguin: ttcfriend:Hello, I'm new to this board so go easy on me. I was having intense pain during sex and my DH and I have been ttc since we got married in July. We were both saving ourselves for marriage so I wasn't sure if the pain was normal. I just got back from the Dr. and found out we had been having sex wrong. I was putting it in my pee hole not my V hole as my Dr. called it. I guess it's harder to get pregnant that way and it explains the pain I was in. In fact she said the only way I would have gotten pregnant is if it slipped out and went in the right one. But since my labia was still intact it would have been even harder! This is so embarrassing. Has this happened to anyone? I don't know how to tell my husband he was having sex wrong. Clearly the problem with this post is that you have a doctor that shies away from using correct anatomical terms.
Ajoyd:You are dumb.
Paitonsmommy:So when you pee does it shoot all over the bathroom? MUD
ttcfriend: Paitonsmommy: So when you pee does it shoot all over the bathroom? MUD It burns a little but i pee in a toilet so I don't notice if it shoots anywhere. Did this happen to you?
Paitonsmommy: So when you pee does it shoot all over the bathroom? MUD
Just once or twice! Your pretty awesome BTW!
Paitonsmommy: ttcfriend: Paitonsmommy: So when you pee does it shoot all over the bathroom? MUD It burns a little but i pee in a toilet so I don't notice if it shoots anywhere. Did this happen to you? Just once or twice! Your pretty awesome BTW!
xxMiss2Mrs09xx:So, your married and you still use a pediatrician?
Lynneanne made a new screen name! OMG!
Seriously OP come up with better mud. Either that, or your H's penis is the size of a toothpick.
krptcmschfmkr128: xxMiss2Mrs09xx:So, your married and you still use a pediatrician? Lynneanne made a new screen name! OMG! Seriously OP come up with better mud. Either that, or your H's penis is the size of a toothpick.
Ahhh.... really??!!?? Lynnanne15 is that you?!?!?
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