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Having 3 hours all to myself while DH and DS go out shopping his pure heaven. FACT
Having DH let DS fall asleep in the car (even for 10 minutes) and having DS refuse any subsequent naps at home is hell. FACT
missyleaferg:Nora decided to take a dump while lying in bed for her second nap, subsequently resulting in no afternoon nap. It's going to be an early bed time for her.
Dumps+Naps=not fun times. FACT
Chunstad: missyleaferg:Nora decided to take a dump while lying in bed for her second nap, subsequently resulting in no afternoon nap. It's going to be an early bed time for her.Dumps+Naps=not fun times. FACT
Dumps+Naps=not fun times. FACT
emunbalanced:I got judged by my fakehippy, but realbiitchy SIL today for giving DD a snack of goldfish crackers and a plum organic fruit/veggie pouch today while we were visiting our grandfatherinlaw in the hospital. Her 10 mo old son was starving and begging for food because we hadn't had lunch and it was getting late, but she told me he could go hungry rather than eat something like THAT when I offered her a pouch for him. FACT. And VENT. I hate this chick. FACT. About five years ago, I ran across her toothbrush in the room they were sleeping in at our ILs, and I did heinous things to it. FACT. I have to be fakenice to her until tomorrow 2 PM EST. FACT.
Love how you wrote EST. FACT
Wondering what heinous thing you did...FACT
That deserved a comment back about how a responsible parent would have made sure that she had some food with for her baby, especially if she's going to be a picky b!tch. FACT.
Christmas shopping in the mall today was a bad idea. FACT
A very "special" bread of drivers comes out and only drives on holidays. FACT
Those said drivers suck. FACT
My DS now yells "GOOOO" in the back seat of the car because of said drivers. FACT
DoctorWorm222:FACT: You're supposed to say fact before your fact, not after you fact. That's the way Dwight does it.
LCass:FACT: I don't know who Dwight is. (I know that it's supposed to be an opinion, but whatever.)
Dwight Schrute from The Office
Chunstad: LCass:FACT: I don't know who Dwight is. (I know that it's supposed to be an opinion, but whatever.)Dwight Schrute from The Office
I had a feeling it had to be connected to The Office. I've never watched an episode.
lisajay09:FACT: I fed DD a "pouch" of veggie fruit combo for the very first time today. FACT: I always sideeyed the pouch givers thinking that was such a horrible way to feed a baby. FACT: DD absofuckinglutely LOVED squeezing that mush into her mouth. I wish I had lept off my pedestal months ago and used these instead of performing circus tricks to get her to eat one pea. FACT.
kagl08: lisajay09:FACT: I fed DD a "pouch" of veggie fruit combo for the very first time today. FACT: I always sideeyed the pouch givers thinking that was such a horrible way to feed a baby. FACT: DD absofuckinglutely LOVED squeezing that mush into her mouth. I wish I had lept off my pedestal months ago and used these instead of performing circus tricks to get her to eat one pea. FACT. FACT: I've been trying to get all you anti-pouchers on the dark side for months!!! FACT: my kids freakin' love squeeze packs and I am absolutely ok with it. Ie embraced it and recognized its an awesome way to get veggies into my kids.
Fact: Those pouches are going into DD's stocking instead of the standard candy that I always got as a kid.
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