So... doing the last odds and ends of shopping yesterday...
and This lady comes up to me and starts ohhing and awing over DD. Then she asks me
Crazy Lady: "doesn't your mouth just water when you look at babies?!?"
Me: (thinking hell - no) but wanting to be polite "maybe"
CL: Don't you just want to suck on her cheeks?
(At this point I'm thinking that she means kiss them, but wasn't great with wording)
CL: I used to suck on my babies cheeks all the time. I'd give them hickeys.
Me (slowly backing away): Oh...
CL: Yeah, one time when my girl was 5, I forgot and sucked on her cheek and ended up getting called into the principal's office because she told the teacher that's how she got the bruise.
Me: Oh I've got to go find my husband.....