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12-23-2012 at 8:04 PM
CnAmom
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Well now that I am thoroughly mortified....

We went out to dinner tonight and I ordered crab. So I'm sitting there minding my own business and DS2 points at my plate and innocently (and very loudly) asks "DOES MOMMY HAVE CRABS??" Wanted. To. Die.

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12-23-2012 at 8:06 PM
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That just made my day!

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12-23-2012 at 8:12 PM
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haha!

I got pet hermit crabs my first month of college.  I was walking through the mall with my male friend who drove me there.  And a little girl pointed to my aquarium (one of those little plastic deals) and yells excitedly "Mommy, that lady has crabs!"  It still comes up at parties...


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12-23-2012 at 8:14 PM
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That's when you stand up and scratch your crotch.

We did Christmas last night with the in-laws.  Step-Father-in-law has 3 kids.  2 are normal and 1 is trashy.  Well, step-sister is telling how they ordered redneck life, a game a spinoff of the game of life, and whoever has more teeth at the end wins.  Well, as she is staying this Step-brother's wife (who is visably missing 2 teeth) catches my eye and then whispers to her hubby....  Awkward.

Yeah, MIL and SFIL didn't get married until after DH & I met.  It's just a weird dynamic & MIL gets everyone together for Christmas and Easter.


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12-23-2012 at 8:18 PM
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I love this! It's making me feel better about my oldest saying we have to give money to the Useless People.
 
12-23-2012 at 8:19 PM
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I love the way you word your posts that combined with what your DE said made me laugh.

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12-23-2012 at 8:24 PM
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LOL!!

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12-23-2012 at 8:31 PM
CnAmom
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CurlingRocks:

haha!

I got pet hermit crabs my first month of college.  I was walking through the mall with my male friend who drove me there.  And a little girl pointed to my aquarium (one of those little plastic deals) and yells excitedly "Mommy, that lady has crabs!"  It still comes up at parties...

Bwahahahaha! Please tell me that YOU walked away scratching your crotch.

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12-23-2012 at 8:35 PM
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And I'm so happy that I could entertain you people with my tale of woe.

Oh! And, shortly after the crabs incident I managed to squirt crab juice (OMFG I'M DYING!!!!) across the table. It's a damn good thing that the table behind ours was empty or someone would have ended up with crab juice in their hair.

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12-23-2012 at 8:44 PM
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CnAmom:
CurlingRocks:

haha!

I got pet hermit crabs my first month of college.  I was walking through the mall with my male friend who drove me there.  And a little girl pointed to my aquarium (one of those little plastic deals) and yells excitedly "Mommy, that lady has crabs!"  It still comes up at parties...

Bwahahahaha! Please tell me that YOU walked away scratching your crotch.
I wish I would have thought of it...  I'll have to keep it in mind for the next party we are both at.  Every time he drinks, he tells the story.

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12-23-2012 at 8:58 PM
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I'm sorry, but that is awesome.

 
12-23-2012 at 10:32 PM
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Gotta love little kids!

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12-23-2012 at 10:53 PM
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Sorry, but that's pretty damn funny.


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12-24-2012 at 6:30 AM
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That's funny! MM, crabs! Oops, crab! Hahaha

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12-24-2012 at 6:32 AM
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Hahaha...
 
12-24-2012 at 3:13 PM
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Bwahaha!

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