I'm sort of in love with the bizarre, passive aggressive threats on your life. Have you ever listened to Demetri Martin's standup? He's got this bit about how it's actually sort of weird and threatening to buy someone a cut flower arrangement since you pretty much just slowly watch them die. Get her a bouquet and be like, "Here you go. You're next."
This and BPaws comment made me laugh! Tonight's her Christmas dinner. I'll check in later so you all know I survived any poisoning attempts... Haha. When I was KTFU, she kept saying, "I'm so excited for this baby. They're all mine. All the babies are mine..." She's German. Maybe that's the issue.
DSS's BM said she had a few minutes today so she'll meet up with us to see him 'real quick'... Meh. I don't get how someone can not care about their LO.