Ding ding ding!
This the winner of 2012's Best-Planned MUD! Hah. I mean, it's not totally unrealistic, but the subjects are guaranteed to evoke a response: "second showers", "not about the gifts but I do need everything", "hosting it myself", and more. It is missing "different gender" and "diaper raffle / book-as-card" but that only adds to the realism. The only way it could truly be better is if the OP had used an older AE (as in one with other posts to its name, making it harder to identify as MUD).
But still, bravo, OP! If you want it to get really fun, please do come back and act sanctimonious.
Short work week plus potentially-fun-MUD-drama = one happy pregnant lady here. Hah.