I freakin love good luck Charlie!! Best. Show. Ever! Hahaha....it keeps me sane through all the other obnoxious kid shows. May be exaggerating about it being the best show ever, but you know what I mean!

smscartozzi:

I freakin love good luck Charlie!! Best. Show. Ever! Hahaha....it keeps me sane through all the other obnoxious kid shows. May be exaggerating about it being the best show ever, but you know what I mean!

Haha I love the show, too. Charlie is so stinkin cute! The mom drives me  little nuts though.

 

Ok. My WTF: WTF SIL? You have overdrafted your account, can't pay your rent, are borrowing money from you dad for bills, yet are PO'd at me and H because we don't want to spend $100 to go out with you and party on New Year's Eve, and would rather stay home with DD?  I'd think you'd want to stay home with your two kids, too, instead of drinking away yet another night. Who knows, maybe if you'd stay home instead of going to the bar, you'd not overdraft your account?

WTF crappy weather and sleeping husband? It's BOXING DAY and I wanna go shopping, even if no one here knows what Boxing Day is. Now stop raining and get out of bed so I can go spend a ridiculous amount of money at the Delaware outlet mall.

WTF freezing rain?! I love snow, but this ice sh!t makes driving treacherous and will cause power outages and is going to keep me cooped up at home all day with my one year old. Also, Grandma is in town staying with my aunt, and the ice will keep her from seeing DS today!

WTF MIL? How dare you ask me why I haven't made you a grandmother yet and if I'm taking contraceptives? I don't care if you made your mother a grandmother when she was only 39. Did you really want to be a grandmother in your 30s too?! We're not close and you have some serious balls to even start that conversation with me.

WTF slackers? I am the only one in our office today and it sucks. Actually they're probably the smart ones but I'm still going to call them slackers because I wish I was home too. 

WTF DH? I specifically said I did not want MIL to know about our IF but she knows now. I especially loved being surprised with this information on Christmas when she cornered me in front of my BIL and his mother to give me ridiculous advice about how to get KU.   

WTF SIL - You know we're IF (mistake on my part - stupid beer-mouth), so you make it a job to point out that my MIL is ready for 'more grandkids around' and since I'm unable to fulfill her need, you might just get KU for 'more attention' (she actually said this).  You specifically told me this summer you wished you would have had your tubes-tied after your second because:

1) Your two kids were monsters and nearly birth-control alone and you NEVER wanted another because you don't want to ruin your size zero body ever again and

2) You'd already expressed your 'right to chose' six times and didn't know if you wanted to go there again

I'm all for your right to chose, but why tell me that numerous times (AFTER knowing our IF struggle) and insist that you'd rather shoot yourself instead of having another child... but then blame me for my MIL not having another grandchild and making numerous hints all night about having another child (including mentioning that her DH wouldn't let her get a spanx shirt because she's just going to get fat with a baby again soon probably)?

I'd be exstatic for another nephew, but she's made it clear time and again that she has NO interest in another child and that she's driven nuts by the ones she already has.  She's one of those that if she had the money, they'd be raised by nannies.  She doesn't even acknowledge them when we're at the family get-togethers and just uses them as leverage with MIL. 

She once refused to let MIL see the kids for 3 months because she (MIL) took one of the two cookies SIL gave to the youngest (who BIL and SIL both favor because he's athletic and not artistic and quiet like their older son) and gave one to the older son (so they each had one cookie).  SIL told her she was 'favoring' the older one (when really she was just balancing the clear favoritism by the BIL/SIL) and refused to let her see them.  She only relented because she wanted her free daily babysitter back.

Wtf is this freezing rain and why isn't the DMV open the day after Christmas. I'm riding around on expired tags and I've been 3 times to renew and they weren't open day before Xmas either. Watch me get pulled over today.

Wtf we are starring in our own movie called the money pit. We have moved into our fixer upper house knowing we would not have a kitchen for 2 more months. Yesterday I'm showering in the new bathroom and walk downstairs to a flood of water. Ugh. Merry Christmas. The hvac installer dropped tin snips from the attic down into the tub and we thought it was just a ding in the tub. Turns out it is a friggin hole and we have to get the tub repaired. Brand new damn tub. Can't even enjoy the bathroom for one day.

bbg676:

WTF SIL - You know we're IF (mistake on my part - stupid beer-mouth), so you make it a job to point out that my MIL is ready for 'more grandkids around' and since I'm unable to fulfill her need, you might just get KU for 'more attention' (she actually said this).  You specifically told me this summer you wished you would have had your tubes-tied after your second because:

1) Your two kids were monsters and nearly birth-control alone and you NEVER wanted another because you don't want to ruin your size zero body ever again and

2) You'd already expressed your 'right to chose' six times and didn't know if you wanted to go there again

I'm all for your right to chose, but why tell me that numerous times (AFTER knowing our IF struggle) and insist that you'd rather shoot yourself instead of having another child... but then blame me for my MIL not having another grandchild and making numerous hints all night about having another child (including mentioning that her DH wouldn't let her get a spanx shirt because she's just going to get fat with a baby again soon probably)?

I'd be exstatic for another nephew, but she's made it clear time and again that she has NO interest in another child and that she's driven nuts by the ones she already has.  She's one of those that if she had the money, they'd be raised by nannies.  She doesn't even acknowledge them when we're at the family get-togethers and just uses them as leverage with MIL. 

She once refused to let MIL see the kids for 3 months because she (MIL) took one of the two cookies SIL gave to the youngest (who BIL and SIL both favor because he's athletic and not artistic and quiet like their older son) and gave one to the older son (so they each had one cookie).  SIL told her she was 'favoring' the older one (when really she was just balancing the clear favoritism by the BIL/SIL) and refused to let her see them.  She only relented because she wanted her free daily babysitter back.

Ugh! BBG that really sucks. I'd probably punch her.

WTF mom, thanks for making the comment "well you have to have sex to get pregnant" over Skype in front of both grandparents and my uncle, DH and I really appreciate it. We're fine in that department, sorry we don't discuss private things like that with you and my entire family. And also thanks for harassing DH about us having a baby and telling him "no pressure!"

bbg676:

WTF SIL - You know we're IF (mistake on my part - stupid beer-mouth), so you make it a job to point out that my MIL is ready for 'more grandkids around' and since I'm unable to fulfill her need, you might just get KU for 'more attention' (she actually said this).  You specifically told me this summer you wished you would have had your tubes-tied after your second because:

1) Your two kids were monsters and nearly birth-control alone and you NEVER wanted another because you don't want to ruin your size zero body ever again and

2) You'd already expressed your 'right to chose' six times and didn't know if you wanted to go there again

I'm all for your right to chose, but why tell me that numerous times (AFTER knowing our IF struggle) and insist that you'd rather shoot yourself instead of having another child... but then blame me for my MIL not having another grandchild and making numerous hints all night about having another child (including mentioning that her DH wouldn't let her get a spanx shirt because she's just going to get fat with a baby again soon probably)?

I'd be exstatic for another nephew, but she's made it clear time and again that she has NO interest in another child and that she's driven nuts by the ones she already has.  She's one of those that if she had the money, they'd be raised by nannies.  She doesn't even acknowledge them when we're at the family get-togethers and just uses them as leverage with MIL. 

She once refused to let MIL see the kids for 3 months because she (MIL) took one of the two cookies SIL gave to the youngest (who BIL and SIL both favor because he's athletic and not artistic and quiet like their older son) and gave one to the older son (so they each had one cookie).  SIL told her she was 'favoring' the older one (when really she was just balancing the clear favoritism by the BIL/SIL) and refused to let her see them.  She only relented because she wanted her free daily babysitter back.

That sucks, BBG. I'm sorry.

WTF dad! I only speak to you once a month or so, so why can't we just have a nice conversation. Why do you need to ask on every phone call "so, you pregnant yet?" you then make comments that DH and I just need to have more sex because "practice makes perfect"

 

My dad doesn't know about my IF struggles but every time he mentions it I completely shut down. You'd think he would take the hint. 

clh4444:

Wtf we are starring in our own movie called the money pit. We have moved into our fixer upper house knowing we would not have a kitchen for 2 more months. Yesterday I'm showering in the new bathroom and walk downstairs to a flood of water. Ugh. Merry Christmas. The hvac installer dropped tin snips from the attic down into the tub and we thought it was just a ding in the tub. Turns out it is a friggin hole and we have to get the tub repaired. Brand new damn tub. Can't even enjoy the bathroom for one day.

Aw, that really sucks!! Hopefully nothing else goes horribly wrong...like one of you getting stuck in the floor in the den singing the name game for hours.

WTF SIL! DH asks you to be nice to me because you were super rude on Christmas Eve and have basically been rude to me the entire 4.5 years I've known you. Instead of saying sorry you blame DH for not liking your ex bf from 4 years ago! Then you go on to say that I supposedly didn't say congrats to BIL when he graduated the other weekend. To top it off you whined to other SIL about me being "mean" and she told DH I need to apologize to BIL and be nicer to you. Now DH says I have to "try harder". Thanks, I'm so looking forward to the 5 of us having dinner on Thursday now.

bbg676:

WTF SIL - You know we're IF (mistake on my part - stupid beer-mouth), so you make it a job to point out that my MIL is ready for 'more grandkids around' and since I'm unable to fulfill her need, you might just get KU for 'more attention' (she actually said this).  You specifically told me this summer you wished you would have had your tubes-tied after your second because:

1) Your two kids were monsters and nearly birth-control alone and you NEVER wanted another because you don't want to ruin your size zero body ever again and

2) You'd already expressed your 'right to chose' six times and didn't know if you wanted to go there again

I'm all for your right to chose, but why tell me that numerous times (AFTER knowing our IF struggle) and insist that you'd rather shoot yourself instead of having another child... but then blame me for my MIL not having another grandchild and making numerous hints all night about having another child (including mentioning that her DH wouldn't let her get a spanx shirt because she's just going to get fat with a baby again soon probably)?

I'd be exstatic for another nephew, but she's made it clear time and again that she has NO interest in another child and that she's driven nuts by the ones she already has.  She's one of those that if she had the money, they'd be raised by nannies.  She doesn't even acknowledge them when we're at the family get-togethers and just uses them as leverage with MIL. 

She once refused to let MIL see the kids for 3 months because she (MIL) took one of the two cookies SIL gave to the youngest (who BIL and SIL both favor because he's athletic and not artistic and quiet like their older son) and gave one to the older son (so they each had one cookie).  SIL told her she was 'favoring' the older one (when really she was just balancing the clear favoritism by the BIL/SIL) and refused to let her see them.  She only relented because she wanted her free daily babysitter back.

Wow. Sorry that sucks! 

WTF H's aunt and husband. You have no idea what the differences between a debit card and a credit card are, nor how to keep them safe. You are scaring your father with your paranoia that his identity will be stolen by creating the Itunes account that he needs because YOU gave him an ipad for his birthday. My FIL and myself were simply stating the current differences with debit cards and what does happen when someone stole my debit card numbers. Which case in point are NOT the same as your account number. You argue with us because you can't stand to; be wrong, not be the center of attention. Instead you argue and whine who it's "ruining" your Christmas, but continue to talk about the subject and get offended when I ask that we drop the subject and move on. You are a grown woman for pete's sake act like one. 

bbg676:

WTF SIL - You know we're IF (mistake on my part - stupid beer-mouth), so you make it a job to point out that my MIL is ready for 'more grandkids around' and since I'm unable to fulfill her need, you might just get KU for 'more attention' (she actually said this). 

I'd kick her in the vagina.

WTF: Cold and Flu Season. Way to ruin our ONE month where we had a chance at perfect timing by giving DH horrendous back to back colds/flu. I'm sure I will catch it next and ruin whatever chance we have left for this month. And we have to avoid next month. Glorious. I feel awful and selfish for making DH "preform" last night and I know there is no chance for BDing today. 

Also WTF DH's Job, not cool to make him leave town the day after Christmas and miss seeing his family this week/weekend because the originator is going on vacay with HIS family.

ColeRose:

bbg676:

WTF SIL - You know we're IF (mistake on my part - stupid beer-mouth), so you make it a job to point out that my MIL is ready for 'more grandkids around' and since I'm unable to fulfill her need, you might just get KU for 'more attention' (she actually said this). 

I'd kick her in the vagina.

I've thought about it.... for the 5 years I've known her.

She's also the one who promised to 'greet and hold' late guests at our wedding... and  instead showed up in a hot pink mini-dress and hooker heels 2 minutes before the wedding... forcing my amazing uncle to miss his only daughter to walk down an aisle (unmarried).  She also stated her and DH (who was IN the wedding) would come late, because they were running a marathon (they knew about my wedding  date almost a year before).   He showed up late to pictures and threw EVERYTHING off.  And she didn't talk to me for over a year because I wanted both of them in pictures.

She then bragged about her 'hooker heels' to three of my aunts when she was nearly passed-out drunk at my reception.

Even though we get along now, I still hate/judge her for all of it.  My youngest cousin will only be watched/taken down the aisle now once.  That is okay... but her attitude still pisses me off.  When I Facebook messaged her the details two months ahead (though she had known the date for almost a year...repeatedly), she accused me being 'against victims of sexual assault' (which was what the race was for).  THAT pissed me off more than anything, since she knw MY past.

Beth&Derek:

WTF MIL? How dare you ask me why I haven't made you a grandmother yet and if I'm taking contraceptives? I don't care if you made your mother a grandmother when she was only 39. Did you really want to be a grandmother in your 30s too?! We're not close and you have some serious balls to even start that conversation with me.

wtf! NOT okay. that would infuriate me. she clearly has no boundaries.  

wtf, sickness? you tried to ruin my christmas vacation but i fought you... and now that i'm back at work, you're worse than ever? i HATE a lingering cold/flu. DH and i are soooo ready for this mess to gtfo so we can get some sleep! 

bbg676:

WTF SIL - You know we're IF (mistake on my part - stupid beer-mouth), so you make it a job to point out that my MIL is ready for 'more grandkids around' and since I'm unable to fulfill her need, you might just get KU for 'more attention' (she actually said this).  You specifically told me this summer you wished you would have had your tubes-tied after your second because:

1) Your two kids were monsters and nearly birth-control alone and you NEVER wanted another because you don't want to ruin your size zero body ever again and

2) You'd already expressed your 'right to chose' six times and didn't know if you wanted to go there again

I'm all for your right to chose, but why tell me that numerous times (AFTER knowing our IF struggle) and insist that you'd rather shoot yourself instead of having another child... but then blame me for my MIL not having another grandchild and making numerous hints all night about having another child (including mentioning that her DH wouldn't let her get a spanx shirt because she's just going to get fat with a baby again soon probably)?

I'd be exstatic for another nephew, but she's made it clear time and again that she has NO interest in another child and that she's driven nuts by the ones she already has.  She's one of those that if she had the money, they'd be raised by nannies.  She doesn't even acknowledge them when we're at the family get-togethers and just uses them as leverage with MIL. 

She once refused to let MIL see the kids for 3 months because she (MIL) took one of the two cookies SIL gave to the youngest (who BIL and SIL both favor because he's athletic and not artistic and quiet like their older son) and gave one to the older son (so they each had one cookie).  SIL told her she was 'favoring' the older one (when really she was just balancing the clear favoritism by the BIL/SIL) and refused to let her see them.  She only relented because she wanted her free daily babysitter back.

WTF is right. She sounds like a piece of work. Sorry you have to deal with her! 

lorirachel:

Beth&Derek:

WTF MIL? How dare you ask me why I haven't made you a grandmother yet and if I'm taking contraceptives? I don't care if you made your mother a grandmother when she was only 39. Did you really want to be a grandmother in your 30s too?! We're not close and you have some serious balls to even start that conversation with me.

wtf! NOT okay. that would infuriate me. she clearly has no boundaries.  

Nope, no boundaries whatsoever. The thing is, in reality, we hardly know each other. I've been with my husband since 2002, but they had a major falling out in 2003 just before she moved out of state. I've only seen her three times since then, so even though she wants to act like we're super close, that couldn't be further from the truth.

WTF blizzard?! We are snowed in at our IL's house because I didn't want to make DH leave on Christmas. I love my IL's but I was looking forward to a few relaxing days at home. 

Oh well, there's a lot of good food here and online shopping to do! 

ColeRose:

bbg676:

WTF SIL - You know we're IF (mistake on my part - stupid beer-mouth), so you make it a job to point out that my MIL is ready for 'more grandkids around' and since I'm unable to fulfill her need, you might just get KU for 'more attention' (she actually said this). 

I'd kick her in the vagina.

I second this. Awful.  

bbg676:

ColeRose:

bbg676:

WTF SIL - You know we're IF (mistake on my part - stupid beer-mouth), so you make it a job to point out that my MIL is ready for 'more grandkids around' and since I'm unable to fulfill her need, you might just get KU for 'more attention' (she actually said this). 

I'd kick her in the vagina.

I've thought about it.... for the 5 years I've known her.

She's also the one who promised to 'greet and hold' late guests at our wedding... and  instead showed up in a hot pink mini-dress and hooker heels 2 minutes before the wedding... forcing my amazing uncle to miss his only daughter to walk down an aisle (unmarried).  She also stated her and DH (who was IN the wedding) would come late, because they were running a marathon (they knew about my wedding  date almost a year before).   He showed up late to pictures and threw EVERYTHING off.  And she didn't talk to me for over a year because I wanted both of them in pictures.

She then bragged about her 'hooker heels' to three of my aunts when she was nearly passed-out drunk at my reception.

Even though we get along now, I still hate/judge her for all of it.  My youngest cousin will only be watched/taken down the aisle now once.  That is okay... but her attitude still pisses me off.  When I Facebook messaged her the details two months ahead (though she had known the date for almost a year...repeatedly), she accused me being 'against victims of sexual assault' (which was what the race was for).  THAT pissed me off more than anything, since she knw MY past.

OMG bbg, everything about her sounds like it sucks. I'm so sorry! 

WTF MIL. Why do you have to act like SIL is your only child, and leave DH out of everything! DH has feelings, and they have been hurt. Just because SIL and her family had other plans for Christmas did not mean that "no one" was coming for Christmas.

And no, MIL, I don't care if you already have "your boys" you do not get to dictate that only grandaughters will come from my vagina, that's not the way it works. I hope I only have sons, just to spite you. And our reproductive plans are none of your business. We are not close, and never will be. In fact, when I do finally get KU, we won't tell you until the baby is crowning. If you ask, I will tell you that I'm just fat.

modernfairytale8709:

WTF MIL. Why do you have to act like SIL is your only child, and leave DH out of everything! DH has feelings, and they have been hurt. Just because SIL and her family had other plans for Christmas did not mean that "no one" was coming for Christmas.

And no, MIL, I don't care if you already have "your boys" you do not get to dictate that only grandaughters will come from my vagina, that's not the way it works. I hope I only have sons, just to spite you. And our reproductive plans are none of your business. We are not close, and never will be. In fact, when I do finally get KU, we won't tell you until the baby is crowning. If you ask, I will tell you that I'm just fat.

LOL

ColeRose:

bbg676:

ColeRose:

bbg676:

WTF SIL - You know we're IF (mistake on my part - stupid beer-mouth), so you make it a job to point out that my MIL is ready for 'more grandkids around' and since I'm unable to fulfill her need, you might just get KU for 'more attention' (she actually said this). 

I'd kick her in the vagina.

I've thought about it.... for the 5 years I've known her.

She's also the one who promised to 'greet and hold' late guests at our wedding... and  instead showed up in a hot pink mini-dress and hooker heels 2 minutes before the wedding... forcing my amazing uncle to miss his only daughter to walk down an aisle (unmarried).  She also stated her and DH (who was IN the wedding) would come late, because they were running a marathon (they knew about my wedding  date almost a year before).   He showed up late to pictures and threw EVERYTHING off.  And she didn't talk to me for over a year because I wanted both of them in pictures.

She then bragged about her 'hooker heels' to three of my aunts when she was nearly passed-out drunk at my reception.

Even though we get along now, I still hate/judge her for all of it.  My youngest cousin will only be watched/taken down the aisle now once.  That is okay... but her attitude still pisses me off.  When I Facebook messaged her the details two months ahead (though she had known the date for almost a year...repeatedly), she accused me being 'against victims of sexual assault' (which was what the race was for).  THAT pissed me off more than anything, since she knw MY past.

OMG bbg, everything about her sounds like it sucks. I'm so sorry! 

I've learned to block her out (but NEVER forget the sh!t she pulled at my wedding), but talking to DH he's all excited about another nephew, even if they pass us with a baby she told me she wants to abort (if it came).