Sorry typing on an iPad mini and multitasking at that.
Jessica, you are fully entitled to reply as harshly as you wish. We are clearly cut from different cloths and will have differing tastes in the naming and surely the rearing of our children. No problem - difference keeps life interesting.
Again this was silly of me. Thank you for your candor, I realize I knew the right answer before posting. Again thanks all for working me through this.