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01-03-2013 at 2:55 PM
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Just down right ridiculous

So the whole ''mango'' fiasco got me thinking, how many people are shoving fruit up there, and who told them that?!

Any other absurd wives tales out there I don't know about? I'm in need of a good laugh

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01-03-2013 at 3:00 PM
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I don't really have any, but am excited to hear all about them.

And all I can think about re: mango trick is the most epic yeast infection ever.   

01-03-2013 at 3:01 PM
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Finally got to come on TTGP for the day wondering what I have missed, and it looks like I have a lot to catch up on!!

01-03-2013 at 3:01 PM
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People are shoving fruit up their whohas? LOL

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01-03-2013 at 3:09 PM
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Just to clarify, I didn't do it, I told my friend to, per my mom's advice.
 
01-03-2013 at 3:09 PM
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Read the "DD real or mud" thread. I'm not sure how to link threads yet.

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01-03-2013 at 3:10 PM
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Putting your legs up after DTD.  It worked for us.

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tippycanoe1:
Putting your legs up after DTD.  It worked for us.

FFS! That doesn't get you pregnant.



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01-03-2013 at 3:12 PM
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Llama Lover 69:
Just to clarify, I didn't do it, I told my friend to, per my mom's advice.

Not true, you said you did it. You even specified how many slices you shoved up your vag.


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01-03-2013 at 3:14 PM
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ColeRose:

Llama Lover 69:
Just to clarify, I didn't do it, I told my friend to, per my mom's advice.

Not true, you said you did it. You even specified how many slices you shoved up your vag.

I know what I said.  I thought I made it clear that I didn't have any problems TTC (thus I didn't need any assistance) and that I told my friend to try the legs trick and the mango trick, neither worked for her.  You may need some reading comp. help. 

 
01-03-2013 at 3:16 PM
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Llama Lover 69:
ColeRose:

Llama Lover 69:
Just to clarify, I didn't do it, I told my friend to, per my mom's advice.

Not true, you said you did it. You even specified how many slices you shoved up your vag.

I know what I said.  I thought I made it clear that I didn't have any problems TTC (thus I didn't need any assistance) and that I told my friend to try the legs trick and the mango trick, neither worked for her.  You may need some reading comp. help. 

Word.


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01-03-2013 at 3:22 PM
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ColeRose:

Llama Lover 69:
Just to clarify, I didn't do it, I told my friend to, per my mom's advice.

Not true, you said you did it. You even specified how many slices you shoved up your vag.

 

bhahahaha


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01-03-2013 at 3:28 PM
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ColeRose:
Llama Lover 69:
ColeRose:

Llama Lover 69:
Just to clarify, I didn't do it, I told my friend to, per my mom's advice.

Not true, you said you did it. You even specified how many slices you shoved up your vag.

I know what I said.  I thought I made it clear that I didn't have any problems TTC (thus I didn't need any assistance) and that I told my friend to try the legs trick and the mango trick, neither worked for her.  You may need some reading comp. help. 

Word.

 

Cole, lay off the wine and maybe you could comprehend better.

 

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01-03-2013 at 3:37 PM
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Llama Lover 69:
ColeRose:

Llama Lover 69:
Just to clarify, I didn't do it, I told my friend to, per my mom's advice.

Not true, you said you did it. You even specified how many slices you shoved up your vag.

I know what I said.  I thought I made it clear that I didn't have any problems TTC (thus I didn't need any assistance) and that I told my friend to try the legs trick and the mango trick, neither worked for her.  You may need some reading comp. help. 

So now I'm just curious...how many slices are you supposed to put up there?


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01-03-2013 at 3:40 PM
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I read a suggestion on the internet that you should use olive oil as a lube. I thought, if it's your FW shouldn't there be plenty of CM?

But then I remembered that you can't say it on the internet if it isn't true...

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01-03-2013 at 3:40 PM
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Using real egg whites to help mimic EWCM.  I think I'm good without having salmonella in my vag thank you!!

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01-03-2013 at 3:42 PM
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DSMLove:
I read a suggestion on the internet that you should use olive oil as a lube. I thought, if it's your FW shouldn't there be plenty of CM? But then I remembered that you can't say it on the internet if it isn't true...

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01-03-2013 at 4:13 PM
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This is cracking me up!  

Reminds me of this from Real Housewives Atlanta:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgKJX6Q0abs at 1:20 


 
01-03-2013 at 4:53 PM
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Llama Lover 69:
ColeRose:

Llama Lover 69:
Just to clarify, I didn't do it, I told my friend to, per my mom's advice.

Not true, you said you did it. You even specified how many slices you shoved up your vag.

I know what I said.  I thought I made it clear that I didn't have any problems TTC (thus I didn't need any assistance) and that I told my friend to try the legs trick and the mango trick, neither worked for her.  You may need some reading comp. help. 

What?  There's no way that she could not be KU after putting her legs up and shoving mango in her vag.  Maybe she forgot to have sex first??


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01-03-2013 at 4:56 PM
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During my first year at university, Sue Johanson (a well known Canadian sex educator and public speaker) came to answer anonymous sex-related questions that students had written down on slips of paper. One of the questions she drew was "is it ok if my boyfriend sticks a lollipop in yogurt and then puts it in me?" 




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01-03-2013 at 5:12 PM
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stufie:

During my first year at university, Sue Johanson (a well known Canadian sex educator and public speaker) came to answer anonymous sex-related questions that students had written down on slips of paper. One of the questions she drew was "is it ok if my boyfriend sticks a lollipop in yogurt and then puts it in me?" 

She came to lecture when I was in first year too!  I remember the slips of papers and some silly questions, but no details....pretty sure it was frosh week and I wasn't of sound mind ;)


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