WTF parent of my new preschooler?! It's an intro to French program, and she's only been with us for three days. No, I'm not surprised she isn't speaking French at home yet. She is 3. You should be happy when I tell you she is following routines and getting along with the other children, not asking "yes, but is she speaking French yet?"
Also, WTF AF? Why are you still rearing your ugly head after 6 days? I have had enough of you now. Please go back to your usual 4 day timeline.