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Hi.
I wanted to post a cautionary tale for everyone because it actually happened to me this weekend and was extremely traumatic.
I am currently 10 weeks pregnant (loving every minute of it). This past weekend I attended a party to celebrate a friend's graduation. Well, I declined alcohol because I'm pregnant and was just sipping out of a Poland Springs water bottle. I put my bottle down, and went to the bathroom. When I returned I continued to drink my drink, thinking that I would just participate in party festivities like listening to music and reminiscing with friends...
I was wrong. The last thing that I rememmber was taking one final, fateful sip of my water... When I came to I was halfway through a bologna sandwich! I was absolutely shocked and horrified and immediately tried to get myself to throw it up because I feared the outcome for my baby.
I went to the hospital an hour later when I got over my initial paralysis and was extremely lucky to learn that the baby was unharmed. They have reported it and a full scale investigation is underway.
This is a warning to always guard your drinks because you never know where evil lurks.
I cant even come up with a witty response, but you get an A for creativity and originality. This was pretty funny.
PrimRoseMama:This is special.
Did you learn nothing while in college or in your younger party years? Never leave your drink unattended.
The bologna is not going to hurt you or the baby. Eat as many bologna sandwiches you want!
twolittlewheels:If someone drugged me, they best be force-feeding me something way better than a bologna sandwhich. At least it wasn't a sausage...
Bahahahahahahahaha!
magdalina.h:GD now I want a bologna sandwich
Agreed.
TurtleMomma:I'm confused... Which concerns you more, that you were slipped a date rape drug, or that you ate a bologna sandwich?
Definitely the sandwich.
Seriously? Wow. I won't even drink anything that I have left unattended if I am in a place that is crowded with people I don't know (or even some I do). I am glad you and the baby are OK.
Bwahahahahaha! This!
anewmrsS: TurtleMomma:I'm confused... Which concerns you more, that you were slipped a date rape drug, or that you ate a bologna sandwich? Definitely the sandwich.
darjeeling: anewmrsS: TurtleMomma:I'm confused... Which concerns you more, that you were slipped a date rape drug, or that you ate a bologna sandwich? Definitely the sandwich. This gif is exceptional. It shows how the sandwich can seem so harmless, when in actuality it's just waiting for the opportunity to stab you with that bread knife.
/dead
Total MUD. Check out her post history. Here's a good one:
http://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/71161053.aspx
I doubt she's even really pg. If it is even a "she". I call troll.
hahahaha. Maybe THIS is why she is sads. She's more of a sausage girl, that's what she was craving.
SockMonkeySam:
Haha...now that song is stuck in my head!
pkaren:Total MUD. Check out her post history. Here's a good one: http://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/71161053.aspx I doubt she's even really pg. If it is even a "she". I call troll.
thank you! i want to slap the people who thought this was real! lol
You may be pissed that you were drugged and fed a bologna sandwich, but I would be even more PO'd that I was at some trashy party that served bologna to begin with.
RIGHT! I peeped out her other posts before I responded..WTH? LOL!
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