Ha ha ha omg this is definitely my meltdown day too! Everything has been pissing me off and here's the list...
I'm sick - been sick with a head cold for a week and I'm really tired of waking up with a nasty sore throat and dragon mouth 'cause I'm all stuffed up and have to sleep with my mouth open like some ogre.
My ex - and 10 year old's dad - has asked me not to garnish his wages for medical insurance coverage for our daughter....'cause you know, health insurance is f****** free nowadays! Yeah, he likes the free hall pass I've been giving him for 3 years but no more nice ex-wife. NICE hasn't gotten me anywhere besides a door mat and I'm tired of it.
we're closing escrow on our new home and a few things have gone awry of course and I just want it to be f***** over with already!
I'm so bloated and constipated I feel like I'm 5 months pregnant and I'm not even 6 weeks. I'm so OVER this muffin top feeling. Don't get me wrong, I'll gladly get big for baby but not for fecal matter (TMI but it's true!).
And then...my SAHM girlfriend asked if I want to go shopping on Thursday? Shopping??? Are you kidding me?? I'm a full time working mama and I'm EXHAUSTED so no, I don't have time to go shopping.
Okay - I'm done. Feel much better now. And yes, the pregnancy hormones have FULLY kicked in and I'm a little ornery!
Happy Tuesday everyone lol