WTF AF! Do you feel like making an appearance this month? Maybe next? I wish I never went on BC.
WTF inlaws: You are all completely insane and I notice I drink less when not in constant contact with you.
WTF DH: I told you I hate waking up to dirty dishes in the sink, and that's exactly what I found this morning at the buttcrack of dawn...what do you care, you work second shift so you don't have to wake up when it's still dark out amplifying the God-awfullness of waking up for work...CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF!
WTF Cat: There is food in your bowl! Just because you ate the middle out so that the bottom of the bowl shows does not mean your bowl is empty...QUIT HARASSING ME AS SOON AS I OPEN MY EYES!