Things said to/about me:
"Relax. Go on vacation and then you'll get pregnant."
- Yeah, because that's magically going to make me ovulate. Thanks.
"Stop thinking about it. Then it will happen."
- Let me punch you in the face. Then stop thinking about the pain, okay?
"Look into adoption. I know <insert person of varying degree of friendship here> who adopted and then got pregnant immediately after."
- Oh, so adopting will make my cycles regular, ensure that I ovulate, and increased DH's sperm count? I had no freakin' idea!
To my mom (from her elderly aunt):
Aunt J: "Is V pregnant yet?"
Aunt J: "Well, are they doing it right?"
- WTF does that even mean????