I love all names for the penis because I have the sense of humor of a ten year old boy.
Yep. Me too.
Haha me three! I particularly like one-eyed trouser snake, makes me laugh. But I agree with a pp about schlong, it just sounds slimy and gross.
Hubby refers to TTC sex as 'stirring the pot', and when we're in the kitchen we always joke about 'forking'. Yeah, we're a pair of ten year old boys in many ways ;)