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01-24-2013 at 9:39 AM
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Penis

My husband referred to it as his "pecker" last night...smh. What annoying penis names have you heard and can't stand?
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01-24-2013 at 9:41 AM
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My husband has told me he's going to do me with his schlong ..... uh, no you're not.
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01-24-2013 at 9:41 AM
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There was a guy I went to HS with that referred to it as his "dinger." It was pretty annoying. 
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01-24-2013 at 9:41 AM
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I asked my husband to pork me last night. He wasn't impressed.
 
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01-24-2013 at 9:42 AM
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Peter.... I mean, really?

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01-24-2013 at 9:43 AM
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anamouse:
I asked my husband to pork me last night. He wasn't impressed.

lmao. high five. that's awesome. 
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BFP on 12/3/12, EDD 8/19/13, U/S 1/17/13 showed blighted ovum, d&c 1/24/13
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01-24-2013 at 9:44 AM
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I don't like wiener. 

I dated a guy in college that called Little Andy 
 
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01-24-2013 at 9:46 AM
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anamouse:
I asked my husband to pork me last night. He wasn't impressed.

LOL that is hilarious! 
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01-24-2013 at 9:49 AM
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aessary03:
My husband has told me he's going to do me with his schlong ..... uh, no you're not.

 LOL SCHLONG! It makes it sound so sloppy and wet...eek
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01-24-2013 at 9:50 AM
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anamouse:
I asked my husband to pork me last night. He wasn't impressed.

LOL! The first month we were TTC, I asked him to some to the 'bank' and make a 'deposit'...he wasn't impressed with that one either!
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01-24-2013 at 9:52 AM
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Schlong is s funny in some contexts- just not when you're trying to get in the mood.
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01-24-2013 at 9:52 AM
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I hate Dong. Are we 12?
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01-24-2013 at 9:52 AM
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I love all names for the penis because I have the sense of humor of a ten year old boy.
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01-24-2013 at 9:53 AM
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anamouse:
I asked my husband to pork me last night. He wasn't impressed.

I love you.

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01-24-2013 at 9:56 AM
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cruelsound:
I love all names for the penis because I have the sense of humor of a ten year old boy.


Yep. Me too.

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January 2013: Unmedicated. P4 was 8.4. Meds recommended.
February 2013: Femara 2.5 mg and TI. P4 was 8.5. Meds will be doubled next cycle.
March 2013: Femara 5 mg and TI. P4 was over 11.
April 2013: Femara 5 mg and IUI#1. P4 was 11.4. Post wash over 40 million.
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01-24-2013 at 10:01 AM
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This title just made me want to throw in VAGINA!
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01-24-2013 at 10:02 AM
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cruelsound:
I love all names for the penis because I have the sense of humor of a ten year old boy.

This.  But I do hate rubbers when talking about condoms.  Complete turnoff and something that unfortunately dh said when we were dating.  


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01-24-2013 at 10:12 AM
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I call DS's a pemelcha (I'm spelling it phonetically because I have no idea how to spell it!).  My Mom is from Holland and that's what she would call it with my little brother, so it stuck with me.  It means something like little or baby penis.  DH hates that I call it that
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01-24-2013 at 10:13 AM
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I had a friend in HS that referred to it as "Russell the love muscle" 
 
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01-24-2013 at 10:25 AM
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I also have teenage boy mentality and think all names are hilarious. pecker is annoying, but still kind of funny.

my oldest sister has 3 boys and and growing up they always referred to it as a "doododder" which is hilarious to me. she also refers to the female counterpart as a "monkey" and i HATE that lol

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01-24-2013 at 10:27 AM
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cruelsound:
I love all names for the penis because I have the sense of humor of a ten year old boy.

I actually make up a completely inappropriate nickname for his wienus.  And I have been known to talk to it in public.  

No, I will not share the name... 

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01-24-2013 at 10:56 AM
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cruelsound:
I love all names for the penis because I have the sense of humor of a ten year old boy.
Yep. Me too.

Haha me three! I particularly like one-eyed trouser snake, makes me laugh. But I agree with a pp about schlong, it just sounds slimy and gross.

Hubby refers to TTC sex as 'stirring the pot', and when we're in the kitchen we always joke about 'forking'. Yeah, we're a pair of ten year old boys in many ways ;) 
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01-24-2013 at 10:57 AM
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LOL to all the names! MIL calls them tally-whackers.  I always laugh at that!
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01-24-2013 at 11:01 AM
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cruelsound:
I love all names for the penis because I have the sense of humor of a ten year old boy.

This.  The scene in Varsity Blues where James Van Der Beek goes on for 2 minutes on penis names still cracks me up.  My favorite is purple-headed-yogurt-slinger.
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01-24-2013 at 11:02 AM
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aessary03:
My husband has told me he's going to do me with his schlong ..... uh, no you're not.

 LOL SCHLONG! It makes it sound so sloppy and wet...eek

ahahahaha! Last time I heard "shlong" was on Beavis & Butthead
 
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01-24-2013 at 11:04 AM
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MH thinks it's cute to tell me he wants to "put his D in my V." Not entirely sure why it makes me laugh and shudder at the same time LOL
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01-24-2013 at 11:16 AM
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schlong irritates me. . . .

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01-24-2013 at 11:17 AM
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Well this is somewhat related.  DH always says "Want me to put a baby in your belly?"  I promptly make this face: Indifferent followed by fits of laughter from both of us.


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Give her the ol' pork tornado!

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