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01-29-2013 at 2:40 PM
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which hole?

Which of the holes will you use to get pregnant? 1st 2nd or 3rd?

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01-29-2013 at 2:41 PM
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Your hole.
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01-29-2013 at 2:42 PM
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I was thinking my mouth hole this time. Not sure what number that is?


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01-29-2013 at 2:43 PM
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If I use all the holes, does it increase my chances?

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01-29-2013 at 2:43 PM
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What mouth? I mean vagina.
 
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01-29-2013 at 2:44 PM
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Depends.

One= singleton
two= twins
Three=triplets

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01-29-2013 at 2:46 PM
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Shocker?

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01-29-2013 at 2:47 PM
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ChuggingWater:
Depends.

One= singleton
two= twins
Three=triplets


What about all three holes?


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sunlavender:
If I use all the holes, does it increase my chances?

Of course! It triples your chances since each one leads to a different uterus...duh!

This is how triplets are made.
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MRichter1:
What mouth? I mean vagina.

You have three vaginas?

\m/ (>.<) \m/

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01-29-2013 at 2:50 PM
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Slapptastic:

MRichter1:
What mouth? I mean vagina.

You have three vaginas?

Damn. That explains a lot. 



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MsCrispy:

sunlavender:
If I use all the holes, does it increase my chances?

Of course! It triples your chances since each one leads to a different uterus...duh!

This is how triplets are made.

Damn.  I knew I was doing something wrong. 

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gonzol:
ChuggingWater:
Depends.

One= singleton
two= twins
Three=triplets


What about all three holes?

Gonzol plus 7

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01-29-2013 at 2:51 PM
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 Hole one twice, then hole two twice, and then three then back to one, back to two, and three twice more, and then back to one. And then I eat a banana. It's like the pregnancy version of Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Star and it is totally going to work this cycle.

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01-29-2013 at 2:52 PM
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Did you know that if you have a threesome that includes DP, the two men's sperm battle warrior style and only the strongest sperm survive?

http://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/71620823.aspx

 
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Regardless, this is lame attempt at mud.



Or should I say irregardless to stir up drama?

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ChuggingWater:
gonzol:
ChuggingWater:
Depends.

One= singleton
two= twins
Three=triplets


What about all three holes?

Gonzol plus 7


Oh. I best be careful.


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I am not having urethra sex.  So I am going to count my mouth as hole number one. 

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NY Mama:

Did you know that if you have a threesome that includes DP, the two men's sperm battle warrior style and only the strongest sperm survive?

http://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/71620823.aspx

 

See... I just wonder if it was DP in the same hole...  If not, then it would be easier to determine who the father is.  Unless she's having a poop baby.

\m/ (>.<) \m/

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NY Mama:

Did you know that if you have a threesome that includes DP, the two men's sperm battle warrior style and only the strongest sperm survive?

http://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/71620823.aspx

 

I used Google just to see is someone had made a random GIF that would be funny and found this:

Sperm Battle

I am procrastinating on my A&P studying...

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01-29-2013 at 2:56 PM
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Is no one answering? Why the attitude its a simple question.
 
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I usually only use my 2nd vagina, but sometimes to spice things up we use my other vaginas. You will have to brush your teeth if using the 1st and the 3rd hurts a little. But in a good way.
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01-29-2013 at 2:57 PM
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I get why no answers. You are not a group of woman none of you have vaginas. Be a lady!
 
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Slapptastic:
NY Mama:

Did you know that if you have a threesome that includes DP, the two men's sperm battle warrior style and only the strongest sperm survive?

http://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/71620823.aspx

 

See... I just wonder if it was DP in the same hole...  If not, then it would be easier to determine who the father is.  Unless she's having a poop baby.

In order for the sperm to battle I think they would have to be in the same hole.  I picture the battle scenes from Braveheart.
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How do i get the pictures under my words?
 
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MRichter1:
Is no one answering? Why the attitude its a simple question.

I thought you got a lot of answers. Which hole do you think is best?
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MRichter1:
I get why no answers. You are not a group of woman none of you have vaginas. Be a lady!

I don't know what this means, but I answered your question.

 

MRichter1:
How do i get the pictures under my words?

Please no pictures necessary just use your words.

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MRichter1:
I get why no answers. You are not a group of woman none of you have vaginas. Be a lady!

This is so lame.

Why can't TTGP even get good trolls any more?

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I prefer the glory hole. "No guts no glory!"
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