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02-17-2013 at 6:56 PM
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Hiiii, I'm back with more delightfully terrible Facebook "baby showers".  Prepare yourselves.

 

A creative way of asking for straight up cash...the "virtual shower".  

http://www.facebook.com/events/487762861286149/

 

A delightful sprinkle, with only 213 people invited.  

 http://www.facebook.com/events/598507806830098/

 

And just a regular oldie but goodie, 911 person shower hosted by the mother to be with multiple requests and reminders about what people need to bring her.

 http://www.facebook.com/events/553360211341847/

 


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02-17-2013 at 7:18 PM
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Okay, that first one - holy fuuuuck.  Poor kid doesn't stand a chance in hell. OMG. I am still laughing at the complete and utter ridiculousness.  I guess I just don't have a "halo heart" whateverthefuck that is.

Thanks for sharing!


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02-17-2013 at 7:19 PM
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Mind. Blown.

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02-17-2013 at 7:36 PM
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02-17-2013 at 7:57 PM
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Oh my! The "virtual shower" people asked over 1100 people for money! And the third one...umm how many times does she have to talk about the "list of things that are needed," give the registry info, and list what they want. Ay yi yi!

Those were some good ones.

ETA: Someone commented that she (girl for 3rd shower) invited 978 people and her response was "Lol well I just invited everyone on my fb." Niiiice..

 

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02-17-2013 at 8:00 PM
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Nicolewinsbingo:

Hiiii, I'm back with more delightfully terrible Facebook "baby showers".  Prepare yourselves.

A creative way of asking for straight up cash...the "virtual shower".  

http://www.facebook.com/events/487762861286149/

A delightful sprinkle, with only 213 people invited.  

 http://www.facebook.com/events/598507806830098/

And just a regular oldie but goodie, 911 person shower hosted by the mother to be with multiple requests and reminders about what people need to bring her.

 http://www.facebook.com/events/553360211341847/

clicky.


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02-17-2013 at 10:54 PM
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gimmietimmies:
Nicolewinsbingo:

And just a regular oldie but goodie, 911 person shower hosted by the mother to be with multiple requests and reminders about what people need to bring her.

 http://www.facebook.com/events/553360211341847/

clicky.

OMG... Check out her bump photos on her profile. 


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02-18-2013 at 3:34 AM
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gimmietimmies:
Nicolewinsbingo:

And just a regular oldie but goodie, 911 person shower hosted by the mother to be with multiple requests and reminders about what people need to bring her.

 http://www.facebook.com/events/553360211341847/

clicky.

OMG... Check out her bump photos on her profile. 



Oh my!!

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02-18-2013 at 5:19 AM
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discobelle:
gimmietimmies:
Nicolewinsbingo:

And just a regular oldie but goodie, 911 person shower hosted by the mother to be with multiple requests and reminders about what people need to bring her.

 http://www.facebook.com/events/553360211341847/

clicky.

OMG... Check out her bump photos on her profile. 



Oh my!!


Wow!

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02-18-2013 at 5:31 AM
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On the first one: I'm not sure what "raising a galactic child with presence, devotion and Love" normally costs, I guess they're betting on 'a lot'. 

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02-18-2013 at 7:01 AM
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allierhiana1:
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

This is how I feel after viewing the first one, and I haven't even gotten to the others, yet. Tongue Tied 

Ra. You named your kid Ra. Oh... man.  


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02-18-2013 at 7:33 AM
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From #1: "Our pure intention with the donations is to generate some funds to allow us to continue spending all of our moments devoted in the sacred heart space of our beloved baby Vashra." Sounds like two issues here. First, they are clearly smokin the gangja. Second, do they not have jobs? Is that what they mean by this money will allow us to spend all of our time with the baby's sacred cumbaya ganja heart or whatever? That's what it sounds like to me.

From #3: "...there are a few specific brands that we prefer to have yet anything would be ok. The brands will be specified in the Items Needed List." So to sum up, you can totally go off the list, that's totally okay, but I mean we do have preferred brands on our list, so really, why would you, unless you're a cheapskate? But thanks for celebrating my super special day that I'll remember forevaas.


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02-18-2013 at 7:46 AM
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I think they're planning on eating the kid in the first one.  Son of a b!tch.  And the dad's name is Govinda StarGazer.  Well, that's the name he gave himself...::eyeroll::

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02-18-2013 at 7:47 AM
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discobelle:
gimmietimmies:
Nicolewinsbingo:

And just a regular oldie but goodie, 911 person shower hosted by the mother to be with multiple requests and reminders about what people need to bring her.

 http://www.facebook.com/events/553360211341847/

clicky.

OMG... Check out her bump photos on her profile. 


I'll give her this.. She has a pretty tummy. Umm the rest of it looks like a prego lady porn shoot. It's just very weird looking.

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02-18-2013 at 8:05 AM
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i just looked at Andrea's registry (the 911 guest shower) and she is registered for 918 items!!!

At least she is making sure there is plenty of selection for her nearly 1000 guests. 


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02-18-2013 at 8:14 AM
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02-18-2013 at 9:23 AM
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drtarajp:
i just looked atnbsp;Andrea'snbsp;registry the 911 guest shower and she is registered for 918 items!!!At least she is making sure there is plenty ofnbsp;selectionnbsp;for her nearly 1000 guests.nbsp;


I am really embarassed for all of these women. Why do they think this is ok?

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02-18-2013 at 9:33 AM
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drtarajp:

i just looked at Andrea's registry (the 911 guest shower) and she is registered for 918 items!!!

At least she is making sure there is plenty of selection for her nearly 1000 guests. 

Even after looking at #1, when I got to #3 and creeped on her (Andrea's) profile, I just...is this real life?

All I can think is the poor kids don't stand a chance....












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02-18-2013 at 9:46 AM
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LMvW85:
On the first one: I'm not sure what "raising a galactic child with presence, devotion and Love" normally costs, I guess they're betting on 'a lot'. 

When I see the phrase "galactic child" I picture the bad guy from the second Fantastic Four movie. So maybe they're having a supervillain?  


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02-18-2013 at 10:35 AM
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gimmietimmies:
Nicolewinsbingo:

And just a regular oldie but goodie, 911 person shower hosted by the mother to be with multiple requests and reminders about what people need to bring her.

 http://www.facebook.com/events/553360211341847/

clicky.

OMG... Check out her bump photos on her profile. 

Bahahahha... I almost died lauging. She's so serious.  


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02-18-2013 at 11:46 AM
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How funny would it be if one of those women were on these message boards?

I don't know which baby I feel the most sorry for. Probably baby vashra.

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02-18-2013 at 12:58 PM
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gimmietimmies:
Nicolewinsbingo:

And just a regular oldie but goodie, 911 person shower hosted by the mother to be with multiple requests and reminders about what people need to bring her.

 http://www.facebook.com/events/553360211341847/

clicky.

OMG... Check out her bump photos on her profile. 

Bahahahha... I almost died lauging. She's so serious.  

It looks like the baby daddy has a black eye in the pics.  Super classy!


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02-18-2013 at 2:19 PM
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mccall35:
discobelle:
gimmietimmies:
Nicolewinsbingo:

And just a regular oldie but goodie, 911 person shower hosted by the mother to be with multiple requests and reminders about what people need to bring her.

 http://www.facebook.com/events/553360211341847/

clicky.

OMG... Check out her bump photos on her profile. 

Bahahahha... I almost died lauging. She's so serious.  

It looks like the baby daddy has a black eye in the pics.  Super classy!

I like his hairy bare chest and jeans look...  and his wifebeater tank.   Super klassy indeed! 


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02-18-2013 at 3:46 PM
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gimmietimmies:
Nicolewinsbingo:

And just a regular oldie but goodie, 911 person shower hosted by the mother to be with multiple requests and reminders about what people need to bring her.

 http://www.facebook.com/events/553360211341847/

clicky.

OMG... Check out her bump photos on her profile. 



hahahaha omg I can't even with those topless pics with the mom blocks! DYING over here! I bet her friends were soooo mad that day when she clogged their newsfeeds with a billion individually uploaded softcore porn maternity pics. hilarious.


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02-18-2013 at 3:49 PM
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i just looked atnbsp;Andrea'snbsp;registry the 911 guest shower and she is registered for 918 items!!!At least she is making sure there is plenty ofnbsp;selectionnbsp;for her nearly 1000 guests.nbsp;
Because every special snowflake deserves 3bouncers, 3activity centers, 35washcloths, 6different digital monitor sets, 5changing pad covers, 50 articles of clothing, 8breast pumps, and 11different crib bedding sets and only 1box per size of diapers. Gawd, if even 1/10 of the people bought her something where would she put all this stuff?nbsp;Entitled brat screaming buy me stuff right there.
 
02-18-2013 at 4:53 PM
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Wow, just wow! I'm literally speechless from these. I can't even imagine thinking that any of this would ever be appropriate in any setting.

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Nicolewinsbingo:

And just a regular oldie but goodie, 911 person shower hosted by the mother to be with multiple requests and reminders about what people need to bring her.

 http://www.facebook.com/events/553360211341847/

clicky.

OMG... Check out her bump photos on her profile. 

hahahaha omg I can't even with those topless pics with the mom blocks! DYING over here! I bet her friends were soooo mad that day when she clogged their newsfeeds with a billion individually uploaded softcore porn maternity pics. hilarious.

Please tell me everyone saw the one where they are holding the blocks with the baby's name spelled wrong - "Aira" instead of "Aria" 

 Dying! 



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I have no words.....for ANY of them.....

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02-18-2013 at 9:43 PM
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drtarajp:

i just looked at Andrea's registry (the 911 guest shower) and she is registered for 918 items!!!

At least she is making sure there is plenty of selection for her nearly 1000 guests. 

I looked at her registry as well. She's registered for at least 6 different video monitors, 4 bouncers, and 3 rock 'n play sleepers. 


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