Mommy doesn't think it's proper etiquette to throw a shower for me. I think she's being a big meanie head (I mean, hello...it's not 1950 anymore!), and she's making my aunt and sisters do it instead. I want her to give money so I can be a pretty-pretty-princess for a day. My lyfe is really sad and nobody procreates as well as me so I need a big special day (even though I'm already having one...). I think mommy should contribute because I'm her most special snowflake.